Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]
sadly legoland is not actually owned by lego
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]
It's not? Who owns it then? They must be partnered with Lego though.sahasrahla wrote:sadly legoland is not actually owned by lego
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]
Hey are you at the SoCal lego land? I'm at the beach cities so if a convention rolls around we should meet up!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]
I think legoland is owned by a company called merlin or something
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]
yep, merlin entertainments which is primarily a british company. they own a whole bunch of random entertainment stuff that i'd never heard of before. lego sold the rights to a whole bunch of stuff, like theme parks and video games, in... 2001? 1999? back when they were just about to go down the financial shitter.
nah i'm at the FL oneCaptain-Camper wrote:Hey are you at the SoCal lego land? I'm at the beach cities so if a convention rolls around we should meet up!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]
Darn!
"Tallyho lads, snuggle the houses and burn the women! Leave not a single potted plant alive! Full speed ahead and damn the cheesemongers"
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [Turn 4]
TURN FIVE
Offended by the announcer's slight on his courage last turn, Randalf abruptly changes course and charges straight at One-Eye Joe, hoping to shove him into the lava.
Randalf's MOM vs. One-Eye's POP
One-Eye is knocked three inches back, just barely avoiding a hot&spicy demise.
One-Eye Joe: phew!
One-Eye Joe: noooooooaaaaaauuggghhhh
he is devoured by the Cooking Supplies and becomes One-Eye Skeleton
[Space Heroes eliminated]
The rest of the Cooking Supplies attack the Bride, but not enough hit to take her down
She retaliates by chopping up the monkey into monkey stew, a Hell's Kitchen staple. (the fish can still attack but it can't move unless someone picks it up)
Not many contestants left, who's going home with the gold? and by that i mean not dead? ready for turn 6 orders!
Offended by the announcer's slight on his courage last turn, Randalf abruptly changes course and charges straight at One-Eye Joe, hoping to shove him into the lava.
Randalf's MOM vs. One-Eye's POP
One-Eye is knocked three inches back, just barely avoiding a hot&spicy demise.
One-Eye Joe: phew!
One-Eye Joe: noooooooaaaaaauuggghhhh
he is devoured by the Cooking Supplies and becomes One-Eye Skeleton
[Space Heroes eliminated]
The rest of the Cooking Supplies attack the Bride, but not enough hit to take her down
She retaliates by chopping up the monkey into monkey stew, a Hell's Kitchen staple. (the fish can still attack but it can't move unless someone picks it up)
Not many contestants left, who's going home with the gold? and by that i mean not dead? ready for turn 6 orders!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]
TURN SEVEN
Down to only two human contestants! it's all up to the dice now. Randalf goes for the shank...!
DENIED
The Bride eviscerates him. "Taste the power of true love, old man!" she shrieks. "But your true love is dead!" Randalf wants to reply. But he is dead and can't speak.
The Bride is then swarmed by the Cooking Supplies.
The would-be chef becomes the dinner. i told you guys to watch out for those fuckers
Final overwatch. Bann154 is victorious!
Meanwhile, the grunts have finally lost patience.
Kroog: FOOOOOOOOD
the very definition of hangry, ladies and gentlemen
kroog was never one for fancy dishes anyway. he prefers his blood juice fresh from the skulls of his enemies.
good game everyone! my personal highlight of the battle was Sourman blowing himself up and taking the knights with him. so heroic.
Down to only two human contestants! it's all up to the dice now. Randalf goes for the shank...!
DENIED
The Bride eviscerates him. "Taste the power of true love, old man!" she shrieks. "But your true love is dead!" Randalf wants to reply. But he is dead and can't speak.
The Bride is then swarmed by the Cooking Supplies.
The would-be chef becomes the dinner. i told you guys to watch out for those fuckers
Final overwatch. Bann154 is victorious!
Meanwhile, the grunts have finally lost patience.
Kroog: FOOOOOOOOD
the very definition of hangry, ladies and gentlemen
kroog was never one for fancy dishes anyway. he prefers his blood juice fresh from the skulls of his enemies.
good game everyone! my personal highlight of the battle was Sourman blowing himself up and taking the knights with him. so heroic.
Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]
GG everyone! Thanks to Sahasrahla for hosting.
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GG thanks sahs! 
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]
That was fun, gj everyone!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]
this was hella fun! Ken get in here and help me make hell puns!
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you should burn in hell for these punsCaptain-Camper wrote:this was hella fun! Ken get in here and help me make hell puns!
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Re: Hell's Kitchen: Hot & Spicy Edition [End]
I'm actually having a helluva time trying to think of some.
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Straight to the PUNitentiaryKommander Ken wrote:I'm actually having a helluva time trying to think of some.