Introduce yourself!

[bann154]

Calgary Alberta!

Oh sweet! Im just outside of Edmonton but have a bunch of family in Calgary. Maybe we can battle some time.

[Darkfrost]

Calgary Alberta!

Oh sweet! Im just outside of Edmonton but have a bunch of family in Calgary. Maybe we can battle some time.

Sure!

[DJ Squidley]

Dammit, Niagara, Ontario, right in the scum pits too.

[Darkfrost]

To bad.

[Flamer Shaftglutton]

I've been lurking for roughly 10 years and I decided to finally join. Rayhawk has apparently been stalking me on other websites, so I figured I'd make it easier on him here.

I do not live with my mother, but I do live with my wife in an apartment that is way to small for hosting Brikwars. I host it anyway, twice per year.

I come from Wisconsin recently, many other places before that.

My quest is to kill all peaches and make each Brikwars game more incredible than the last.

[AnnoyedZebra]

I've been lurking for roughly 10 years and I decided to finally join. Rayhawk has apparently been stalking me on other websites, so I figured I'd make it easier on him here.

Rayhawk doesn't post here anymore, only Ybutts

[DJ Squidley]

What a humble introduction, I feel too insignificant to welcome you, but here it comes anyway. Welcome to brikwars, enjoy the toxic community!

[sahasrahla]

10 years, god damn

[Flamer Shaftglutton]

I'm almost positive I had an account back then, but there have been so many forum-migrations since that I can't find my account. More importantly, I couldn't have had anything significant to say at the time, so I'm cool with joining again now.

Fortunately my group of friends are as god-awful as everyone here (myself included), so I suspect I will feel right at home with getting mystery-banned and trolled.

[RedRover]

Do you have links to any of your other stuff on these other forums? Also, welcome

[Natalya]

Oh man DJ Squidley I lived in southern Ontario (near Hamilton) until like 2 months before you joined the forums.

[Venge]

10 years lurking, welp, there goes my record of 6 years. Welcome (finally)!

[DatGuy]

Who am I? I am datguy, leader of the grand and glorious syndicracy of Necrotech

Do I live with my mum?

Where am I from? The underworld.

My quest? To expand Necrotech's influence in this universe

[Hiremas Alkerith]

* - Who are you?
Good question. I guess I'm Hiremas Alkerith...

* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Alas yes, but only for a short while. Very soon I shall escape the clutches of the FBI, and become free!

* - Where do you come from?
I come from Britain. No, seriously, that hell hole.

* - What is your quest?
To conquer the world through kapitalizm!!!
YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!!

[Darkstorm]

its CAPitalism - page 11 of the rulebook.

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In the earliest incarnations of the BrikVerse, minifigs were divided into strict castes determined by headwear. The first three hats were handed down from the ProtoFig forebears of BR 1,977: flat-topped POLICE hats, ten-gallon COWBOY hats, and GIRL pigtails, corresponding to the three ProtoFig genders of sir, dude, and ma'am.

Three more were invented by the first minifigs of BR 1,978: the CASTLE helm, the CITY hard hat, and finally the helmet of the Deadly SPACE Man. This hat-based system, known as CAPITALISM, gave order and stability to all minifigs' lives, along with immediate justification to murder each other for their haberdashery.

Over time, CAPITALISM fell out of favor, thanks to the continually-expanding explosion of new CAPS and job roles in subsequent BrikVerses. It retains pockets of support among konservative and fundamentalist factions who hold to an originalist reading of minifig identities, particularly in the United Systems Alliance, thanks in part to their state hero, CAPITAL A.

By replacing his removable CAP with an unremovable CAPITAL A tattooed onto his own face, CAPITAL A has remade himself into CAPITALISM's apotheosis and avatar. It was CAPITAL A who shared his dream with the people of the United Systems Alliance that they could one day live in a nation where they would not be judged by the type of their hat, but also by their car and their consumer electronics and the contents of their weapon holsters.

(BrikWiki entry: United Systems Alliance)