TURN 3
SSA Armored
the remaining troops move up and shoot.
One troop, however, has a plan.
Gunning the gas, the truck plows into not only a cleric, who is brutally slaughtered, but also the red truck, dealing damage but surprisingly not enough to damage either vehicle.
DRK Infantry
stands there like a bunch of dimmies.
Space Austrians
The space Austrians move up and shoot, killing nobody.
The hero yells over at the artillery guy, insulting him.
HA! USELESS FUNGAL INFECTION! YOU HALF-CHEWED PENCIL! WHAT ARE YOU, THE COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVAINIA? I'D RATHER LICK A LITERAL SHITE BURGER! (feat successful?)

the artillery guy starts laughing at the sheer hilarity of the insults; he will suffer a -1

skill penalty for laughing so hard. (yeah feat successful)
SSA Tank
The tank fires a cannon, using a heroic feat to aim better, killing a trooper and a Burgher.
SSA Fire Support
Literally fires with 0 skill.

the missed shot ends up totally not missing (I even used a stumble die for direction, as the shot was 7" off target)
DRK Gunnery
SNIPER!

the first sniper destroys the cockpit-window of the tank's turret, exposing the gunner to outside fire. hmm...

the second hits the energy battery for the artillery...
BOOM!!!
SUDDENLY...
A strange figure appears from the sky, and lands on the semi.
I AM DEATHSTORM! ALL DARKLORDS SHALL BOW BEFORE ME! ALL MORTALS SHALL BOW BEFORE ME! ALL SHALL BOW BEFOREME!!!
Enter deathstorm (played by Darkstorm)
Also Suddenly...

Enter Iceworlders & Aliens (played by Brikguy0410)
More chaos...
SUBMIT THOSE TURN 4 ORDERS!