Praetoria Rising [Parade Day Update]
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Re: Praetoria Rising
When people are talking about immortal and anti immortal like it's relevant
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Given nothing else is more relevant, I think it takes relevancy by default.Captain-Camper wrote:When people are talking about immortal and anti immortal like it's relevant
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dilanski wrote:Given nothing else is more relevant, I think it takes relevancy by default.Captain-Camper wrote:When people are talking about immortal and anti immortal like it's relevant
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?
Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.
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Eve online's ships are really well designed. Amarr is great, especially the Relevation.
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Star Citizen is better

AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?
Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.
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Photobucket has decided to try and ransom my pictures back out of me. Not happening. Most of this thread was hosted using Imgur (thank the 2*2 I decided to swap starting this thread). Only thing lost is most of the pictures for the Crusader, which I will backup from my phone at a later date.
This however means that my beloved Fleet Yard in the LDD Forum is a graveyard. Now I want to consolidate everything into one thread, so I'll be doing just that, my LDD stuff will be getting new pics, and posted here.
Look, I appreciate the Star Citizen community paying for all those awesome screenshots for me to look at. But when it comes to being the better game, you kind of need a functioning game to even compete in the contest.
This however means that my beloved Fleet Yard in the LDD Forum is a graveyard. Now I want to consolidate everything into one thread, so I'll be doing just that, my LDD stuff will be getting new pics, and posted here.
Hiremas Alkerith wrote:Star Citizen is better
Look, I appreciate the Star Citizen community paying for all those awesome screenshots for me to look at. But when it comes to being the better game, you kind of need a functioning game to even compete in the contest.
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No not Skubcitizen NOOOO! Any how well you might as well rebuild and adjust the fleet to give Vami something to steal
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Re: Praetoria Rising
Captain-Camper wrote:No not Skubcitizen NOOOO! Any how well you might as well rebuild and adjust the fleet to give Vami something to steal
Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
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Can you steal whiskey from a space police station in EVE online Camps?
No?
Didn't think so.

No?
Didn't think so.
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?
Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.
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Can you buy a spaceship in Star Citizen without cracking open your wallet and ass cheeks for Chris Roberts?Hiremas Alkerith wrote:Can you steal whiskey from a space police station in EVE online Camps?
No?
Didn't think so.
No?
Didn't think so.
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I yield!
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?
Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.
Re: Praetoria Rising
*ahem*
OUR WEAPON TEST HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL. WE HAVE EFFECTIVELY DESTROYED THE PRAETORIAN FLEETS. NOW THE OMEGALON FEDERATION IS THE ONLY RESISTANCE IN THE MAGIKALENNIK GALAXY!
OUR WEAPON TEST HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL. WE HAVE EFFECTIVELY DESTROYED THE PRAETORIAN FLEETS. NOW THE OMEGALON FEDERATION IS THE ONLY RESISTANCE IN THE MAGIKALENNIK GALAXY!
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lol, feel free to actually make this a thing, I was just joking tho 
Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
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Can you have massive multi hour fleet engagements costing thousands of real dollars with several thousand ships and pilots in one system at once in star citizen?dilanski wrote:Can you buy a spaceship in Star Citizen without cracking open your wallet and ass cheeks for Chris Roberts?Hiremas Alkerith wrote:Can you steal whiskey from a space police station in EVE online Camps?
No?
Didn't think so.
No?
Didn't think so.
gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat
- Omega Prime
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Re: Praetoria Rising
Also, are you implying you have simply defeated one of the most powerful navies in the Galaxy, belonging to on of the older factions, with a faction who is still trying to even take over a satellite Galaxy?Darkstorm wrote:*ahem*
OUR WEAPON TEST HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL. WE HAVE EFFECTIVELY DESTROYED THE PRAETORIAN FLEETS. NOW THE OMEGALON FEDERATION IS THE ONLY RESISTANCE IN THE MAGIKALENNIK GALAXY!
SpoilerShowlol, feel free to actually make this a thing, I was just joking tho
gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat
Re: Praetoria Rising
Nah, he's implying that the warp technology the Praetorian Fleet used to access the rest of the galaxy (Portalbucket) has been disrupted, and the Darkstorm Empire is claiming credit. Whether or not the Darkstorm Empire's claims turn out to be true, or if this disruption will have any lasting effect, remains to be seen. But there's nothing stopping them from releasing this kind of propaganda to terrify the citizens of the BrikVerse.Omega Prime wrote:Also, are you implying you have simply defeated one of the most powerful navies in the Galaxy, belonging to on of the older factions, with a faction who is still trying to even take over a satellite Galaxy?
Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?