When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

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When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by DatGuy » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:49 am

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But really, this is actually how they respond
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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by dilanski » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:50 pm

DatGuy wrote:Image
But really, this is actually how they respond
You need new friends. No joke. Tabletop gaming and RPG's have been on an upswing for years, and eventually you are going to need a friends group competent enough to play them.
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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by sahasrahla » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:16 pm

i need new friends

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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by ninja_bait » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:27 am

My friends have a lot of experience with resource management and dice/worker placement games so when they are confronted with the "heroic feat" and the "rule of fudge" they just look at me as if to say, you just made this game up.
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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by Kommander Ken » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:51 am

Making things up is half the battle.

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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by Duerer » Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:19 am

And the other half is violence.
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Post by ninja_bait » Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:20 am

And the other half is fudge.
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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by Brikguy0410 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:07 pm

50% making shit up as you go 50% violence and 50% fudge, statistically that's impossible but hey, :sparta:

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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by sahasrahla » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:42 pm

that's right, brickwars battles are so awesome that the sum of their parts actually adds up to 150%

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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by DatGuy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:44 am

dilanski wrote:
DatGuy wrote:Image
But really, this is actually how they respond
You need new friends. No joke. Tabletop gaming and RPG's have been on an upswing for years, and eventually you are going to need a friends group competent enough to play them.
I have friends who can
actually competent
but I need more friends
You are like a man who fires gunshots at the barn, then paints a target around the biggest cluster of hits and claims to be a sharpshooter.

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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by Omega Prime » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:26 pm

That stock image tho
also, I require new friends.
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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by Natalya » Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:49 am

I just tell people:
"You roll dice to have them kill eachother."
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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by Omega Prime » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:24 pm

Natalya wrote:I just tell people:
"You roll dice to have them kill eachother."
Then, once they're interested, dump the rulebooks on them, throw a couple of figs at them, then lock them in a room for a couple of hours with no internet or cellular access.
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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by BriksKrieg » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:17 pm

Omega Prime wrote:
Natalya wrote:I just tell people:
"You roll dice to have them kill eachother."
Then, once they're interested, dump the rulebooks on them, throw a couple of figs at them, then lock them in a room for a couple of hours with no internet or cellular access.
The thing is, that actually might work.
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Re: When I try to teach my friends Brikwars

Post by Omega Prime » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:35 pm

StalinsFavoriteKhat wrote:
Omega Prime wrote:
Natalya wrote:I just tell people:
"You roll dice to have them kill eachother."
Then, once they're interested, dump the rulebooks on them, throw a couple of figs at them, then lock them in a room for a couple of hours with no internet or cellular access.
The thing is, that actually might work.
I actually need to try this now.
gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

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