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by DatGuy » Tue Sep 19, 2017 2:49 am

But really, this is actually how they respond
You are like a man who fires gunshots at the barn, then paints a target around the biggest cluster of hits and claims to be a sharpshooter.
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by dilanski » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:50 pm
DatGuy wrote:
But really, this is actually how they respond
You need new friends. No joke. Tabletop gaming and RPG's have been on an upswing for years, and eventually you are going to need a friends group competent enough to play them.
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by sahasrahla » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:16 pm
i need new friends
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by ninja_bait » Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:27 am
My friends have a lot of experience with resource management and dice/worker placement games so when they are confronted with the "heroic feat" and the "rule of fudge" they just look at me as if to say, you just made this game up.
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by Kommander Ken » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:51 am
Making things up is half the battle.
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by Duerer » Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:19 am
And the other half is violence.
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by ninja_bait » Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:20 am
And the other half is fudge.
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by Brikguy0410 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:07 pm
50% making shit up as you go 50% violence and 50% fudge, statistically that's impossible but hey,

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by sahasrahla » Thu Sep 21, 2017 6:42 pm
that's right, brickwars battles are so awesome that the sum of their parts actually adds up to 150%
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by DatGuy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:44 am
dilanski wrote:DatGuy wrote:
But really, this is actually how they respond
You need new friends. No joke. Tabletop gaming and RPG's have been on an upswing for years, and eventually you are going to need a friends group competent enough to play them.
I have friends who can
actually competent
but I need more friends
You are like a man who fires gunshots at the barn, then paints a target around the biggest cluster of hits and claims to be a sharpshooter.
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by Omega Prime » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:26 pm
That stock image tho
also, I require new friends.
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What was that middle part again?
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by Natalya » Mon Sep 25, 2017 1:49 am
I just tell people:
"You roll dice to have them kill eachother."
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by Omega Prime » Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:24 pm
Natalya wrote:I just tell people:
"You roll dice to have them kill eachother."
Then, once they're interested, dump the rulebooks on them, throw a couple of figs at them, then lock them in a room for a couple of hours with no internet or cellular access.
gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat
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by BriksKrieg » Thu Nov 09, 2017 5:17 pm
Omega Prime wrote:Natalya wrote:I just tell people:
"You roll dice to have them kill eachother."
Then, once they're interested, dump the rulebooks on them, throw a couple of figs at them, then lock them in a room for a couple of hours with no internet or cellular access.
The thing is, that actually might work.
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by Omega Prime » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:35 pm
StalinsFavoriteKhat wrote:Omega Prime wrote:Natalya wrote:I just tell people:
"You roll dice to have them kill eachother."
Then, once they're interested, dump the rulebooks on them, throw a couple of figs at them, then lock them in a room for a couple of hours with no internet or cellular access.
The thing is, that actually might work.
I actually need to try this now.
gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat