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AnnoyedZebra
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by AnnoyedZebra » Wed Feb 28, 2018 2:06 am
StalinsFavoriteKhat wrote:Side note:
This is mior compared to the war that's gonna start, but Chonnor Mikel was out and about, when an unidentified fig walked up and stabbed him. He died about a week later, and the Vice Presidant, a peach named Otto Slovinik, has become the Shivarian Prezidante.
He is also a communist, and I wil add, so is (by 2018 poles) 97% of the Shivarian population. The other 3% is assorted democratic, fascist, etc, etc.
He is pro peach, and has a deep, burning hatred of any anti peach nations.
Expect Otto to make a speech to the AN sometime soon.
The NGC sends President Slovnik its lowest honour, the cross of the middle fingers to "congratulate" him on his recent victory
also only tankies think that communism isn't democratic smh
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by stubby » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:36 am
AnnoyedZebra wrote:also only tankies think that communism isn't democratic smh
Are you trying to suggest that minifigs' understanding of politics is insufficiently nuanced?
I don't think anyone was suggesting a specific relationship between two different political ideas other than that they were different political ideas.
Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?
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by AnnoyedZebra » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:40 pm
stubby wrote:AnnoyedZebra wrote:also only tankies think that communism isn't democratic smh
Are you trying to suggest that minifigs' understanding of politics is insufficiently nuanced?
I don't think anyone was suggesting a specific relationship between two different political ideas other than that they were different political ideas.
thoguth about going into more detail but honestly don't really give enough of a shit at this point to argue politics on brikwars forums lol
guess I learned my lesson
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by BriksKrieg » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:18 pm

I used a free image resizing/editing site to add my faction, on the far right, in yellow.
Tzan wrote:The STFU looks like its positioned at the tip of the galactic penis.
ninja_bait wrote:I am vaguely aware that head pats are a weeb thing and weeb things are usually lewd
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by Scribonius » Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:55 pm
StalinsFavoriteKhat wrote:
I used a free image resizing/editing site to add my faction, on the far right, in yellow.
Hmm... I have to admit I don't know how to do that. Assuming I
can't claim Majoria, I would place the Menagerie of Julian on the bright white star cluster (the one with the little pink dot over it) between Venice, Y.S., and the Trion Empire.
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by Tzan » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:26 pm
The STFU looks like its positioned at the tip of the galactic penis.
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by sahasrahla » Thu Mar 01, 2018 10:49 pm
we can always count on Tzan to offer engaging and intellectually stimulating observations on the topic at hand
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by BriksKrieg » Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:10 pm
Scribionus, google Luna Pic, and upload the Lange there. It should work
Tzan wrote:The STFU looks like its positioned at the tip of the galactic penis.
The Shivarians like to think they are a "head" of everybody else in the galactic reproductive system of war. . .
Tzan wrote:The STFU looks like its positioned at the tip of the galactic penis.
ninja_bait wrote:I am vaguely aware that head pats are a weeb thing and weeb things are usually lewd
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by Imic » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:21 am
If you want to invade somewhere, have a proper battle on the planets in the region. We need more activity in the Forum battles section, and arenas are for people who are scared of proper battle. I recommend a battle royale on Majoria's turf itself, a burning war of doom and destruction.

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by Scribonius » Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:43 pm
StalinsFavoriteKhat wrote:Scribionus, google Luna Pic, and upload the Lange there. It should work
Tzan wrote:The STFU looks like its positioned at the tip of the galactic penis.
The Shivarians like to think they are a "head" of everybody else in the galactic reproductive system of war. . .
That took a bit of tinkering, but it works well! Thanks for the program suggestion.

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by BriksKrieg » Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:08 pm
NOTE: To avoid confusion, if you are going to edit this map using something, please take the most current map (so, the one thats been posted most recently), and use that, so stuff doesn't get lost, or disappear
Tzan wrote:The STFU looks like its positioned at the tip of the galactic penis.
ninja_bait wrote:I am vaguely aware that head pats are a weeb thing and weeb things are usually lewd
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by RedRover » Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:22 pm
I don't trust any of the new maps
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by cleanupcrew » Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:51 pm
Why is the STFU so huge? On your map it's bigger than most of the major countries with huge armies. Like I won't force you to change it but it's kind of bad etiquette.
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by Tzan » Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:56 pm
RedRover wrote:I don't trust any of the new maps
Maps are well known to be a corrupting influence on children.
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by Venge » Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:09 pm
I love how with each new version the image quality is more compressed and illegible.