[HH] Raw Deal

[Duerer]

Location: Planet Vilnius, Coalition-occupied Lietuva
Mission: Sign the Polish-Lietuvan Treaty of Independence


Suzie Cheesecake: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! This is Suzie Cheesecake from BTV, reporting live from the Lietuvan Parliament Building on Planet Vilnius! We are about to witness this glorious moment in the history of this very sector, where the nation of Lietuva will be re-established after a long period of communist and nationalist influence and finally make peace with the Unified Republic of Poland, after the two year long war!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "In place of the currently impeded President Sadow, Field Marshall Mazurek is about to sign the Treaty of Independence in her place, together with the Governor of the occupied Lietuvan territories, Matis Adomaitis. He is to be designated as the first President of the Free Republik of Lietuva!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "Adomaitis made his first move and signed the treaty..."
*scribble-scribble*


Suzie Cheesecake: "And now for Mazurek."
Matis Adomaitis: "There you go!"


Ryszard Mazurek: "Hm hm..."
Matis Adomaitis: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Ryszard Mazurek: "I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen..."


Matis Adomaitis: "Why, you!"
Suzie Cheesecake: "Holy s**t, he's drawing a gun and he's point-"


*BA-BLAM-BA-BLAM*
Suzie Cheesecake: "Sweet f**k, did you just see that?!! He shot the governor! He shot the f*****g governor!!"


Cameraman: "Sue, you can't swear on Live TV just like that!"
Suzie Cheesecake: "Instead of telling me what to do, you better shut the f**k up and concentrate on getting some proper f*****g shots over there!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "What the?! The Polish delegation draws their guns and proceeds to fire at the Lietuvan politicians!"


*BA-BLAM SPLAT*
Suzie Cheesecake: "I can't believe what I'm just seeing here! Two more politicians shot dead during that summit! What the h*** is wrong with this sector?!"


Leonas Žemaitis: "Get out of here, ladies! I'll take it from here!"
Lietuvan Politicians: "Understood!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "The rebel leader Leonas Žemaitis just entered the fight and pulled out his huge a** cannon out of his pocket!"


Leonas Žemaitis: "So you planned to play us like a fiddle all along, didn't you?"
*BA-BLAM*
Suzie Cheesecake: "Ouch, that must've hurt!"


Lietuvan Rebel: "Alright, party's over! You guys had your chance!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "The rebels make no haste and just stroke down three members of the Polish delegation after hearing all the gunshots in this room! One of them throws herself in the way of the Field Marshall to soak up all the incoming bullets! A lot of loyalty for a mere politician..."

[ninja_bait]

[Darkstorm]

that went from 0 to about

[Duerer]

Suzie Cheesecake: "The two remaining politicians fire at the rebels but seem to be rather poor with their guns when up against real soldiers. Figures..."


Ryszard Mazurek: "Alright guys, get ready for my stereo shatter shard technique!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "The Field Marshall just blew up his own gun while trying to overcharge it for greater firepower! He himself seems to be still doing fine."


Ryszard Mazurek: "Uhm, guys! I need some backup!"


*RATATATATAT*
Polish Soldier: "By your command!"
Suzie Cheesecake: "At once, a handful of Polish soldiers, armed to the teeth, just stormed into the hall and proceed to spray fire upon everything!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "One rebel drops dead!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "And another one throws himself in front of his leader to catch an incoming salvo!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "As this heated fight keeps raging on, another Lietuvan politician is fleeing before she gets caught by more gunfire."


Leonas Žemaitis: "Eat shit, traitor!"


*POOF*
Suzie Cheesecake: "Looks like the marshall won't be eating anything, as Žemaitis' gun jams after a failed attempt to shoot that thing."


Suzie Cheesecake: "The rebels try to regain the upper hand by shooting a Polish soldier and another politician."


Suzie Cheesecake: "More rebels are rushing to the hall in an attempt to keep the situation under control. A few of them open fire at Mazurek, who eats up all incoming shots like it's no big deal."


Suzie Cheesecake: "The other ones, however, shot down another Polish soldier."

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Nooooo not neckbeard rebel

[Duerer]

Suzie Cheesecake: "F****** d***! This guy just tried to shoot the rebel gunner in the back like a sissy! It only seemed to tickle a bit, though."


Suzie Cheesecake: "The three regular soldiers rush forward and gun down two more rebels, on the other hand."


Ryszard Mazurek: "Nice gun there, Leo! Would be a shame..."


Ryszard Mazurek: "*kick* ...if someone broke it!"


*KA-BOOM*
Suzie Cheesecake: "I'm not sure what the marshall just did but I think he just overloaded Žemaitis' gun and let it blow up! He seems to look fine, I guess..."


Suzie Cheesecake: "More Polish soldiers?! They even brought a whole hardsuit into that hall! Are they out of their mind?"


Suzie Cheesecake: "Hey, that's not fair! You don't shoot at an opponent while on the ground! Now he's hurt pretty bad!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "On the other side of the hall, the robot and three more soldier just gunned down two more rebels."


Leonas Žemaitis: "That oughta do it..."


*KA-BLAM*
Suzie Cheesecake: "Welp, looks like the rebel leader blew himself into oblivion whilst trying to fix his gun."


Suzie Cheesecake: "One of the rebels makes short work out of the last politician in the room, which doesn't really matter since the whole place already looks like a g****** slaughterhouse, rather than a parliament!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "The other rebels keep firing but to no avail!"


*CRACK*
Suzie Cheesecake: "What in the... Looks like the rebels brought their own robot to the fight, a DSM exo suit! The marshall is buried beneath the debris but seems to be still kicking."


Suzie Cheesecake: "The dynamic entry comes to a quick end, as the exo suit fails do dent the hardsuit, regrettably."

[Duerer]

Suzie Cheesecake: "All the Polish soldiers open fire at the remaining rebel troopers, leaving only two of them standing."


Suzie Cheesecake: "Oh boy, the hardsuit is about to lash out with its BT sword..."


*KA-PLONK*
Suzie Cheesecake: "...only to land flat on its face!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "Oh, the marshall's climbing up the exo suit in an attempt to sabotage it."


Suzie Cheesecake: "By messing with a few cables, the exu suit now seems to have some slight troubles with its movements."


Suzie Cheesecake: "The last two rebels make their vigilant yet vain last stand by firing at the ever nearing Polish forces."


Suzie Cheesecake: "In spite its impaired movement, the exo suit lifts up the hardsuit..."


Suzie Cheesecake: "And lobs it right at a group of Polish soldiers, smashing three of them beneath!"

[Duerer]

Suzie Cheesecake: "The Polish forces still keep rushing forward and gun down the penultimate rebel!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "The pilot of the exo suit seems to handle the attack by the hardsuit's chainguns pretty well."


Suzie Cheesecake: "But hey, what's this?!"


Ryszard Mazurek: "Alright kid, your ride's over!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "With no effort, the marshall climbs up the exo suit and throws out the original pilot, who falls to his deal!"


Suzie Cheesecake: "Oh s***, he grabs the last rebel and tosses him towards-"


Ryszard Mazurek: "And now here's something for the folks of the press!"
Cameraman: "Shit, it's heading towards us! Time to run for it!"
Suzie Cheesecake: "Yeah, I've already got all we need. Now let's get the hell outta here!"


*SPLAT*


All Lietuvan forces in the hall have been defeated, any possible future leaders for an independent Lietuvan nation have been eliminated and the entire independence summit has been ruined. But to what end? Why exactly?

Thank you for reading through this battle report. I hope you enjoyed reading through these couple of turns! An epilogue to this battle and continuation to this story will follow soon!

[Theblackdog]

This is how diplomacy in the Brikverse *should* work.

[Darkstorm]

This is how diplomacy in the Brikverse *should* work.

exactly.

[TheGuyRightBehindYou]

[Duerer]

Ryszard Mazurek: "Man, that was as easy as stealing a kid's lollipop!"
Polish Soldier: "Yeah! Never thought that things went that neatly. Right, Zygmunt..."


Polish Soldier: *gasp*
Ryszard Mazurek: "How many times did I tell you to not to call me by that name?! No one called me like that since boot camp and you're no exception, you... You dumb son of a... m-motherless goat!"
Polish Soldier: "I'm... *gasp* sorry, sir..."


Ryszard Mazurek: "*pushes soldier back* An idiot is what you are! Now stand up and let's get the hell outta here! Time to commence stage two of our operation!"
Another Polish Soldier: "Two of the Lietuvan politicians managed to escape! Shouldn't we like chase them or something?"


Ryszard Mazurek: "Nah, let them run. I highly doubt they are going to be of any danger to us."

[ninja_bait]

gameplay 3
photography 4.5
violence 5
writing 5
appeal 4

the robots are not manipulating events in this one

[AZKAMAT]

Gameplay 4
Photography 4.8
Violence 2.5
Writing 4
Overall Appeal 3.5

TOTAL: 3.76

[DayBoost_]

gameplay 4
photography 4
violence 4
writing 5
appeal 4

Writing was well done and quite funny