[HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

[ninja_bait]

This is the story... of a buncha Brootalz
Who were standing, fixin' for a fite!


There were Dewskis


And Assyrians


Even Tratts showed up, alright!


This is a battle I played with my friends
On a cold October afternoon!
My cousin-in-law tried
But he was too young
and did nothing with Luchardsko


On turn one, the Dewskis built a great wall!
To keep out the Council of a Bunch!


In response the Council loaded
Their hero right into that gun!


Then came the Brootalz
Who massacred them


Luchardsko also tries to make a wall


Trattoria moves a little closer


But one drone takes a fall!


Then the Almighty... Benny Gesserit
Tries some strange soda ritual


To revive the council inf'try
omitting heads of course!


But then the Benny... tries out the big gun
and blows himself up to the sky


Somehow this Brootal dies


Luchardsko's wall grows


Trattoria's assets dry!


While the drone is crying


This broot is trying
a song to reduce dew armor


These guys load heads


and then they're all dead


An Assyrian goes KA-PLEWR!


The Assyrian hero
he gets demoted


his team tries to execute him cuz he sucks


The dewskis go on strike


The guitarist goes yikes


Becomes a zombie thrall!


Brootchi kills a broot


The Assyrian buys a yurt


This Broot gets off another successful kill


The Assyrian gets foreclosed
The Tratt drone steals his home


Oh his head he wears a turd.


Then one day, Droney meets Brootchi
and they move into Droney's new home


Meanwhile the Brootal
Can't kill council guy
As usual he fails his rolls!


A candygram arrives


An explosion takes lives


Brootchi's affair with candygram goes sour


What was the objective?
No one did it
That's how we all became the Brootal Bunch!
The Brootal Bunch
The Brootal Bunch
That's how we all became the Brootal Bunch!

[Mesostopholes]

Wait! You actually have friends who will PLAY Brikwars with you!??! And that UNDERSTAND the concept and spirit of the game!! You my friend, are incredibly lucky.

[Kommander Ken]

This report is full of ossum.

[ninja_bait]

thanks for the compliments
i feel validated for the day

Sadly, all the photos are practically sepia toned. I think the bright blue baseplates threw off my phone's white balance.

[Scribonius]

I THOUGHT that was set as song lyrics! Just couldn't figure out which song until the end! If it helps, for future posts like this it helps to add a note: "Sung to the tune of 'The Brady Bunch Theme'" or something similar.

Lots of chaos, lots of confusion, and a Brootal with two heads! And a THEME SONG! Silly, yet satisfying!

[ninja_bait]

I THOUGHT that was set as song lyrics! Just couldn't figure out which song until the end! If it helps, for future posts like this it helps to add a note: "Sung to the tune of 'The Brady Bunch Theme'" or something similar.

ha! ha! you think I care!

[Falk]

I need to know what happened to the wall.

[ninja_bait]

I need to know what happened to the wall.

We discovered that the only way to make the game work was to keep sending my little cousin-in-law downstairs to get more bricks for his wall. The wall became quite large and impassable.

[Scribonius]

I THOUGHT that was set as song lyrics! Just couldn't figure out which song until the end! If it helps, for future posts like this it helps to add a note: "Sung to the tune of 'The Brady Bunch Theme'" or something similar.

ha! ha! you think I care!

I kind of figured as much. Well now I know.

[Scribonius]

I need to know what happened to the wall.

We discovered that the only way to make the game work was to keep sending my little cousin-in-law downstairs to get more bricks for his wall. The wall became quite large and impassable.

Sometimes the best answers to a problem are the simplest. "Psst... hey.... we need more bricks for the wall!"

[Darkstorm]

Gameplay: 4 - seems pretty brikwarsy to me.
Photography: 3 - although the pics weren't blurry or anything, you are right about the sepia tone. Maybe that just adds to the 70's vibe? idk
Violence: 5 - Not bad at all. Every battle is fun when the end result is a river of blood.
Writing: 4 - Although at first I was more than a little wierded out at your style of writing this, I soon realized it was intended to be a parody of lyrics. I feel like for that, you get all the points, because you did pretty good, honestly. I would have liked at least some amount of in-game backstory or context, rather than just the fact it was a local meetup.
Overall Appeal: 4 - I liked the battle. As I said above, I think that some context would have made it a bit more interesting than just some random dudes killing other random dudes for whatever reason (not like that's a bad thing though ).

[ninja_bait]

gameplay 3
photography 3
violence 4
writing 4
appeal 3

sepia pictures but at least there are robots manipulating events

[AZKAMAT]

Gameplay 3.2
Photography 4 (Good focus, but HAAANDZ!!!!!!)
Violence 5
Writing 4.2
Overall Appeal 4.4 (Well played small skirmish)

TOTAL: 4.16

[Zupponn]

gameplay 3
photography 3
violence 4
writing 4
appeal 3

sepia pictures but at least there are robots manipulating events

You don't judge your own battle.

[ninja_bait]

gameplay 3
photography 3
violence 4
writing 4
appeal 3

sepia pictures but at least there are robots manipulating events

You don't judge your own battle.