shit. lets be santa [FINALE]

[Arkbrik]

Let's grab the bacchanal bazooka and blow up that clump of enemies outside the gate. Hand the kringlemallet to Santa, he can probably get more use from it.

[Falk]

The drunk elf should take it, he has d12 skill with melee weapons.

If santa doesn’t take the kringlemallet, have the drunk elf take it and use it on the clump at the gate. Otherwise he goes and attempts to revive the toy-o-matic with an eggnog injection

[Theblackdog]

I, santa, grab those Manly Santa Day shields and chuck them at the jetpackers to knock them out of the air. Then they richochet right back into elven hands.

Time to join the battle yourself. You grab two shields and climb to the battlements.


You fling them both at the oncoming jump troopers.


The first one misses, but the second makes up for it by Overkilling its way through two targets in a critical success damage roll. It ricochets back into the hands of one of the elves on the balcony.

KILLS: 18

Let's grab the bacchanal bazooka and blow up that clump of enemies outside the gate. Hand the kringlemallet to Santa, he can probably get more use from it.

The drunk elf should take it, he has d12 skill with melee weapons.

If santa doesn’t take the kringlemallet, have the drunk elf take it and use it on the clump at the gate. Otherwise he goes and attempts to revive the toy-o-matic with an eggnog injection

The elf with the Kringlemallet gives it to the drunk elf, then grabs the Bacchanal Bazooka for himself.


The bazooka elf critically succeeds on his accuracy roll... and critically fails his damage roll.


The drunk elf does a little better, mashing the armored minifig with his Kringlemallet. He also hits the Maniac, but does no damage.

KILLS: 19


The gunline on the wall opens fire, killing 3 riot shield troops and one more jetpack minifig.

KILLS: 23


The minigunner returns fire and takes out two of Santa's wounds.

SANTA'S REMAINING WOUNDS: 3


The cavalry minifig attempts to stab the drunk elf, but fails. The Maniac attempts a heroic leap to slice him up...


...and gets stuck on the Kringlemallet. (Maniac is Disrupted)


The last remaining jetpacker makes it to the wall and chainsaws an elf.
ELVES REMAINING: 5


Some heavies and a sniper come on. The sniper can negate the cover penalty from the wall as long as he stands still.


A gunship with a squad of troops in the back soars in overhead.

[Falk]

Drunk elf hits the plane with his hammer

[Arkbrik]

Oh shit theyre on the walls! Let's grab the saturnalia sniper and snipe that last jetpack trooper.

[ninja_bait]

Take that jetpacker o'er my knee and spank him until he makes it to the nice list and fights for us.

[Theblackdog]

Drunk elf hits the plane with his hammer

The elf only does one point of size damage, but it's enough to render the gunship's main cannon unusable. The Maniac falls off and lands disrupted.

Take that jetpacker o'er my knee and spank him until he makes it to the nice list and fights for us.

We're really doing this? OK.


"Ho Ho Ho! Someone's been NAUGHTY!"
"ooooOOOOH GOD YES!"

The jetpacker is now on your side. You feel dirty.

Oh shit theyre on the walls! Let's grab the saturnalia sniper and snipe that last jetpack trooper.

In hindsight, this would have been a better idea.


Instead you open fire on the enemies outside the gate. The sniper doesn't hit anything, but the other elf takes down the last cavalryfig.


The elf with the Bacchanal Bazooka kills three heavies.


And the Merry Minigunner mows down their sniper.


The newly converted jump trooper attacks as well, but misses.


The enemy rifle troops kill the jetpacker and one of your elves.
ELVES REMAINING: 4


The enemy gunship drops off a squad of heavily armed minifigs on the parapet. It tries to fire its rear gun, but it critfails and jams. Then it just sort of leaves the field in embarrassment to avoid cluttering up the overwatch.

[Scribonius]

...

Santa thinks the guys with the OT and RT weapons have been naughty. Use your Manly Santa powers to turn their OT and RT into cookies and milk!

[ninja_bait]

...

Santa thinks the guys with the OT and RT weapons have been naughty. Use your Manly Santa powers to turn their OT and RT into cookies and milk!

apparently I went too far and was usurped as santa!

Well, I guess hammer guy should smack the two baddies near the dead jetpack guy.

[Scribonius]

...

Santa thinks the guys with the OT and RT weapons have been naughty. Use your Manly Santa powers to turn their OT and RT into cookies and milk!

apparently I went too far and was usurped as santa!

Well, I guess hammer guy should smack the two baddies near the dead jetpack guy.

Naw, I just thought turning the OT weapons into cookies and milk would be funny! You can go back to being Santa now.

[Arkbrik]

Better fire the bazooka into the mess of enemies and elves inside the wall. Let Saturn sort em out

[Theblackdog]

...

Santa thinks the guys with the OT and RT weapons have been naughty. Use your Manly Santa powers to turn their OT and RT into cookies and milk!

You transform the two OT sabres into a plate of cookies and milk, consuming them to bring your wounds back up to 5.

...

Santa thinks the guys with the OT and RT weapons have been naughty. Use your Manly Santa powers to turn their OT and RT into cookies and milk!

apparently I went too far and was usurped as santa!

Well, I guess hammer guy should smack the two baddies near the dead jetpack guy.

He brings the hammer down, killing them both.

Better fire the bazooka into the mess of enemies and elves inside the wall. Let Saturn sort em out

The bazooka guy misses completely.


The sniper and minigunner have better luck, killing 2.

KILLS: 25


The two rifle minifigs fire on the hammer elf, and bring his short, drunken life to an end.


The two living, armed minifigs on the wall attack Santa, but neither can damage him.


The one who was disarmed goes downstairs and grabs a spear.


The Maniac grabs the Kringlemallet from the fallen elf.


He jumps over the wall to attack Santa...


And crashes on top of the minifig on the lower floor.

KILLS: 26(?)

All of a sudden, the ground starts to shake...

You see three ships come sailing in.


Warhead: RAMMING SPEED!

[ninja_bait]

Hmm, time to summon Santa's sleigh! With a heroic feat! Or something similar.

[Arkbrik]

Fire all coolweapons into the bow of Warhead's ship, destroy it piece by piece before it can impact us! Like when iron man destroyed that plane in that movie

[Theblackdog]

Update: I'm having a couple of busy days, but this battle is still running. The next update should be tomorrow.