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Old Man Jenkins got an upgrade

Post by Dr. X » Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:33 pm

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It was a common game among the children to see how many stones the could throw at the house on top of Briney Hill before Old
Man Jenkins came out and angrily shooed them away. That is, it was until Jenkins got a hold of some automatic support weapons.

"Get off my property or DIE, yeh vandals!"



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I think those stats only apply to non-Mexicans.

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Post by james+burgundy » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:24 pm

very funny!
Been here longer then pretty much all of you or some shit.

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Post by Theblackdog » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:32 am

Nice, the fountain of blood is a cool touch. Why haven't you posted that rabbit light fighter yet?
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Post by OneEye589 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:14 am

Good, I saw it yesterday. Right now it says the picture is not available though.

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Post by 501stCadians » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:16 am

Silvadream,have you forgotten your brain again?
IVhorseman wrote:I'm the Several Hundred Dollar Man!
Rayhawk wrote:"Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK" was a major part of Knights Kingdom development.

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Post by Rody » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:29 pm

silvadream wrote:good(a lot)
was this really necessary?

oh, and magnificent creation, was really funny.
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Post by RagnarokRose » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:56 pm

I like the "Flower Blood" spot. Cool vig.
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Post by MasterEcabob » Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:08 pm

AmmoMan wrote:I like the "Flower Blood" spot. Cool vig.
Seconded
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As if we care. More explosives!

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Post by Pvt Expendable » Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:37 pm

Excellent!

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Post by IVhorseman » Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:40 pm

Honestly, Vignettes like these look like the kinds of things I'd see in the rulebook (hint hint, Rayhawk)

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Post by 501stCadians » Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:55 pm

silvadream wrote:good

[Editor's note: 1,715 copies of the word "good" deleted from this post. Also, Silvadream banned for agreeing with people too much.]
This is any awesome vig! (Jenkins kicked them damn vandal's ass(es)!
Also,silva why did you put 1,715 copys of the word good in a post?
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Post by pesgores » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:21 pm

501stCadians wrote:
silvadream wrote:good

[Editor's note: 1,715 copies of the word "good" deleted from this post. Also, Silvadream banned for agreeing with people too much.]
This is any awesome vig! (Jenkins kicked them damn vandal's ass(es)!
Also,silva why did you put 1,715 copys of the word good in a post?
Who actually counted them all?
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Post by Dr. X » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:48 pm

As incredibly stupid as it was, silvadream's post made me laugh. Glad he finally got banned.
I think those stats only apply to non-Mexicans.

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Post by Rayhawk » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:28 am

pesgores wrote:Who actually counted them all?
I copied them into Word and hit "Word Count." But I thought it would be funny to make everybody imagine me counting them all out by hand, hanging-chad style.

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Post by RoC77 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:05 pm

This vignette was too funny, I don't know where you got the idea for it but it was great.

The old man reminded me of Santa, would've been funny as a Manly Santa Day vignette where Santa would shoot kids who tried to get to the north pole before Manly Santa Day!

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