15 (5) - Monet (ninja_bait)
15 (4) - Krull (RedRover)
14 - Angry Boners (Bookwyrm)
11 - Zoltan (Kommander Ken)
10 - Blokbots (Space Bunny)
4 - Poles (Spectral)
3 - Luchardsko (Falk)
1 - Soviets (lordintype)
Monet (ninja_bait):
The Architect begins to chip off a few bricks off the wall but only managed to remove one.
The soldiers and the marine dump their fire on the skeletons, taking out a bonezerker and the revenant. The marine needs to reload his SMG though.
The count backs up his soldiers and is awaiting his foes with open arms (response).
Krull (RedRover):
The smith begins to take the yellow cap apart and retool them into something new...
With quite some success! Krull's forces now field an autonomous ripper drone (normal minifig stats and two Size 1 melee weapons).
One of Krull's soldiers lobs a fire bomb at Zoltan's forces...
...which sets the whole squad on fire with one street shark burning down instantly!
The hussar, a grunt and the drone proceed to nab on another street shark and the Hammerhead Zolt, killing both with ease.
Krull: "Look into my eyes and do as I command."
Street Shark: "As you wish, my liege..."
*JUMP*
*SPLAT*
Krull performed a mind trick on the remaining street shark and successfully ordered him to impale himself with Zoltan's huge scythe (FEAT SUCCESSFUL).
Angry Boners (Bookwyrm):
The remaining boners head towards the portal with Warhead letting out some sick riff...
It was enough to top over the bulldozer but not enough to harm the blokbots (FEAT FAILED).
Zoltan (Kommander Ken):
Zoltan proceeds to catch more fire and the pioneer just burns to death.
However, he's not taking any of Krull's shit and grabs one of the plane's wings, whilst setting it on fire...
...lobs that thing towards Krull and his men...
...and manages to kill a grunt, the smith and scrape off one HP from Krull, also setting him on fire and disrupting him (FEAT SUCCESSFUL).
Blokbots (Space Bunny):
One of the blokbots moves up to open the orange crate, only revealing some binoculars.
The pyromancer is blasting with both hands at the skeletons. The damage deal, however, is beyond abysmal. He didn't even manage to set any of them on fire.
The surgeon stands aside as the doc attempts to merge the other two blokbots into a giant blokbot...
Dr. Aras Gabrys: "It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!"
Mixing in a few bits of the pillar next to him, the doc managed to create an even bigger blokbot than initially intended (FEAT CRITICALLY SUCCESSFUL, GIANT SIZE 3 BLOKBOT CREATED)
Poles (Spectral):
The Poles move towards the portal but don't have enough movement to pass through. Thus they dump their fire on the Soviets.
One conscript and the elite-desolator get gunned down.
Luchardsko (Falk):
Two soldiers wait in front of the smaller portal to shoot at everyone coming through.
Everyone else dump their entire firepower on Zoltan. Not even a dark lord from hell could have withstood the sheer force of combined Luchardsko firepower.
Lord Zoltan: "Impossible... Krull... That blue guy... They are nothing like the forces I've been up against..."
Zoltan's corrupting influence over this sector has come to an end today. He will no longer terrorise the Magyar people or any of their allies, anymore.
ZOLTAN ELIMINATED!
Soviets (lordintype):
The Soviets hind behind a rock and return fire.
By taking out the commando and one soldier, they are now even with the Poles.
Robo-Lenin: "🙵◆︎■︎♑︎ ◻︎□︎⬥︎ ◻︎♏︎■︎♓︎⬧︎"
By emitting some garbled noises from his computers, everyone facing Robo-Lenin or his men will have a harder time aiming at them (FEAT CRITICALLY SUCCESSFUL, -1 SKILL WHEN ATTACKING SOVIET UNITS)
Suddenly, one of the sigils near the Crown of Erebus popped open and brought one of the four pillars to collapse.
Krull: "Yes! The demons of war will be pleased by that sacrifice! Keep it going and the portal will open in no time!"
Jerzy Durer: "If this keeps on going, one of these madmen will actually succeed in creating their wicked world and bringing us all in danger!"
OVERVIEW:
HELL SIGILS OPENED: 1/4
KILLS:
Poles: 2
Soviets: 2
Zoltan: 2
Luchardsko: 1
Krull: 5
Monet: 2
Angry Boners: 0
Blokbots: 0
HP:
Jerzy Durer: 3/3
Robo Lenin: 3/3
Zoltan: 0/3
Blue Guy: 3/3
Krull: 2/3
Frederique de Monet: 3/3
Warhead: 3/3
Dr. Aras Gabrys: 3/3
SEND ORDERS FOR TURN 2!
