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19 - Blokbots (Space Bunny)
17 - Luchardsko (Falk)
11 - Monet (ninja_bait)
10 - Krull (RedRover)
9 - Poles (Spectral)
6 - Soviets (lordintype)
1 - Angry Boners (Bookwyrm)
Blokbots (Space Bunny):
The doc attempts to reconstruct the giant blokblob into a cannon of some sort...
..and it somehow worked out (FEAT SUCCESSFUL)!
Author's note: I really had a hard time figuring out how to do a cannon out of these 2x2 bricks so I hope that cauldron-like thing will suffice.
Dr. Aras Gabrys: "Hop in guys! We're about to heads towards the portal!"
So each of the remaining blokbot units entered the blokbot cannon and got lobbed near the portal.
While at it, the surgeon takes one of the flares nearby and sticks it to their chest as an improvised gun.
The jetpack trooper and blue guy fire at the phoenix hussar but fail to deal any kind of damage.
The mechanic retools the plane wreck into a manned torpedo, albeit without explosive power.
Another soldier joined his comrades to guard that smaller portal.
Frederique de Monet: "Say, aren't you guys actually left-handed?"
Fusilier: "Uhm.. no we aren-"
Frederique de Monet: "Change your gun to your other hand, maybe you'll hit something that way!"
Frederique de Monet: "That was an order, soldier!"
So everyone swapped out their guns to the left hand despite none of them actually being left-handed (FEAT CRITICALLY FAILED, -1 TO SKILL ROLL WHEN ATTACKING ENEMIES).
As expected, swapping the hand in use was a recipe for disaster. Only one of Monet's soldiers hit Robo-Lenin, but without dealing any damage. The marine reloads his SMG in the meantime.
The architect grabs a few parts of the pillar to construct a doomfist.
Said fist is now being fixed as an attachment to the sceptre upgrading it to a Size 2 melee weapon.
Krull is further burning and down to his last HP.
Thus he rolls around the ground to put out the flames.
Krull: "Don't think I'm going down that easily!"
Both soldiers lob their firebombs towards the Lucharsko forces.
The first bomb manages to set the jetpack trooper, the mechanic, Blue Guy and the makeshift torpedo on fire.
The second one, however, gets stuck and blows up, setting both of Krull's grunts and Krull himself on fire. The drone also got caught by the flames and just burns down.
The hussar rushes at Blue Guy and the trooper, killing the latter.
Jerzy bravely charges towards the smaller portal...
...only to get shot at by a Luchardsko trooper, who barely scratched his armour.
The other two soldiers weren't as quick, as Jerzy managed to chop one down and bind the other one in melee.
The other Poles follow shortly after. Even though the grunts failed to shoot the Luchardsko trooper, the combat engineer gunned down the burning mechanic.
The Soviet mechanic chops down a tree...
... and build quite sizeable barricade out of it!
Promptly the conscripts return fire and take down a fusilier.
Robo-Lenin gathers the weapons of his fallen comrades to merge them into some ultimate weapon.
Looks like he does indeed have some hidden talents that he just uncovered (FEAT CRITICALLY SUCCESSFUL, SOME ULTIMATE WEAPON OBTAINED)!
Stats for Some Ultimate Weapon:
Range: 8" UR: 3 Damage: 2d4 Fire Notes: Arc Fire, additional -1 on move and armour when hit
Angry Boners (Bookwyrm):
Warhead's looking like he's about to drop some juicy riffs...
Warhead, Ligma Shard: "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE-"
Warhead, Ligma Shard: "FLOOOOOORR!"
The shard's guitar play is bringing the elite desolator's corpse to explosion, which in return kills two conscripts and deals one HP damage to Robo-Lenin (FEAT SUCCESSFUL).
The skeletons rush for towards the blokbots but only the necromancer is able to reach and kill the surgeon.
Yet another sigil opened bringing the second pillar to collapse!
HELL SIGILS OPENED: 2/4
Angry Boners: 3
Jerzy Durer: 3/3
Robo Lenin: 2/3
Blue Guy: 3/3
Frederique de Monet: 3/3
Dr. Aras Gabrys: 3/3
SEND ORDERS FOR TURN 3!