You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.
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"Ah, a battle well won, may i say" Captain roach says, with a bruised but smug smile. "Now what do those stupid orange people have here?"
"Ma'am", A regular calls from a transport, "We've found something!"
"Hop on and we'll take you to camp"
"Just wait a second, a lady dropped something." She picks up THE MAD MAGE's face mask, "This will look good with my aesthetic."
"Well lets go!"
Back at camp:
"Come on ma'am, Elite Thompson wants you!"
"What is it Tom" Captain Roach says, trying to look serious.
"Well there's some sort of... gate"
(To Be CoNtInUeD)
"Come on men, they're almost here! Get through!'
"Meet us at the... rende... zvoues... point..."
A small group of people amass over the hill.
"Here it is", says a man you shall soon know as commander blue eye.
"Its really THAT small!? I thought i'd be able to fit starships through it"
"Why'd you hire us again?" says the bleak company assassin squad general
"QUICK SHUT THE A-GATE" says one of the hooded crusader troops.
"Suck it up, you ain't ever getting us again!"
Out of the blue, a small tentacle appears in the portal, gradually getting bigger.
"Huh? What the f-"
Suddenly the tentacle lashes out at the scout, knocking him back.
"̸̣͈̞͉̯̈́̌͐͛͗͗̍̀̚͡Ỹ̧̛̠̩̠̘͇͇̌͐͛́͢O̹̝͎̗̹̦̾̀̎̏̚ͅU̵̧͇͇̮̘̩̾͒͗̂̅̕̚͠ F͖̠̟̻̱̙̞́̀̇̇̀̕̚͢O̧̝͔̯̻͔͒̓̐̕͘Ǫ̷͕̲̺̮̪͇̓̀́̌́̀̒̚͘͘Ļ̷̜̲̤̜̩̜͇͑̀͂̂͒̍Ṡ̵̢̡͎͈͉̗̠̜̐͐́͘͜͜.̨̝̙͕̲̻̅͑̍́̉ͅ Y̠̹̙̘̏̒̈́̌̕̕͟͞Ǫ̴͎̤̣͗̂͗̌̉́̏̽͜Ư̢̡̠̦̞̙̻͗́͆͐̚͡ T̢̰͖̼̳̖̰̘̦͆͊̑̂͋̈́̐̓̌͂͢H̭̗͕͉̟̠̼̙͐̅̍͛̒͟͠O̷̜͙̣͖͙͇̠͂̄̐̈́͗͆̀́̓͆͢Ų̛͔͖̗̮͇̰̱͔̂͌̅͐͌͢͝Ğ̹̟͇̤̖̮͙́͊̋̐͘͘̕͟Ḧ̨̛̫̜̻̭̮̲͚̗̔͐̿́͗̆͂Ţ̧̤̠͚̰̐̄̄̂̍̐̌̈́͡ Y̧͙̮̻̼̬̪̤͍͛̇̾̐͊͡Ȍ̧̫̝̹̮͉̫̫̈́͂͋̄̽̚͘Ư̡̖̟͙̺̝͇͒̌̂͂͜͟ Ć̢̛̗̣͕̻͕̱̄̔́̊͒͠Ȯ̘̱̮̝͓̲͊̓̊͋͘ͅŲ̶̛̭͔̺͇̗͙͂̃̃̌͞L̷̨͖̰̗͉̹̳̎͊̀̉̾̉͢D̷̞̮̫̻̗̆̉̎̆͂͗͒͌̌͑ S̺̹̩͍͉̲̦̺̽̀͂̆̅T̴̖̦͎̞̖͇̺̀͗̑̀̆̀̓O̶̼͎͇̖͎̬̔̽̀͊̕P̸̧͚̬͇̗̲̓̎̀̌͌͗̒͊̊ Ứ̴̧͍̺̼͇̦̜͇͑͛̎̊͝Ś͖̭͓̽̾̀̐́͋͢͟>̧̨̥̖̰̙̲̺͆̔͋͑͑̌̂̿̅͜"̸̧̤̬̘͈̖̀͆̾̀͠͡
"Shit, Stormtide! DESTROY THAT FUCKIN' DOOR!"
"DON'T DESTROY IT! Imagine the secrets it could hide!"
"Ah. It seems our employers are having a bit of a fight. Why don't we just kill both of them?"
CLASH OF THE PLANS HAS BEGUN!
I'll post the thread for the battle in a little bit.