[Legend of the Ancient Maniac Beer] (LAMB) Retrieving The Blacksmith

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[Legend of the Ancient Maniac Beer] (LAMB) Retrieving The Blacksmith

Post by Food_Truk » Mon Apr 27, 2020 5:53 am

PREVIOUSLY...

NOW...

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As Ragn enters the seemingly abandoned blacksmith, he takes a look around. Finding it mostly undisturbed, he lets out a sigh of relief. But before he can make his next move, footsteps can be heard nearing the building...

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Ragn: "Sh!t."

Protector: "Stop right there, criminal scum! In the name of the CSA, we apprehend you for theft, the smuggling of contraband, murder and a downright crappy attitude!"

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Ragn: "I assume we can't talk this out over a nice refreshing can of Maniac Beer?"

Protector: "There's a bounty of a hundred thousand on your head, wise guy. We turn you in and we're set for life!"

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Ragn: "A hundred 'kay? How insulting, surely I'm worth more than that?"

Protector: "What th-"

L-MO: "TIME TO PLAY!"

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As one of the Protectors is hoisted into the air by L-MO, the other drops their weapon in utter terror. Ragn reaches for his latest invention...

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A sickening popping sound is heard, blood and body parts spilling on the ground...

L-MO: "UH OH, L-MO BROKE THEM."

Protector: "S-Stand back, you maniac!"

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Ragn: "Consider yourself privileged, my friend. I've never tested this thing before. Let's see what it does, shall we?"

Protector: "Whatever you're planning on doing, you'll pay for it! The CSA will get you for your crimes!"

Ragn: "That's the funny thing about this all, isn't it? I never had a plan, I just wanted free beer."

Ragn activates the invention...

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Protector: "WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! There's several agencies demanding your head, and all that just for some be...BeEeeE..."

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Protector: "..Eer?...Wow...It's so nice out...Sun's so warm on my face..."

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Protector: "Hehe...Hehehe...I feel...GREAT! EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!"

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Protector: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!-"

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The Protector's head explodes from happiness and excitement, their helmet catching most of the blow. Ragn stares at the aftermath, taking mental notes for the future...

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Ragn: "Alright L-MO, let's grab what we came for and get out of here."

L-MO: "OKAY!"

And so they exit the scene, leaving behind a familiar calling card of dead bodies and residue of TP...

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L-MO: "MISTER VALDR? ARE YOU OKAY? YOU'VE BEEN REAAAALLY QUIET!"

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Ragn: "...Yeah, don't worry. I'm just thinking."

L-MO: "OKAY! SHOULD L-MO SING THE L-MO SONG TO HELP MISTER VALDR THINK?"

Ragn: "Aaah-if you don't mind, I'd rather listen to something else right now."

L-MO: "OH, OKAY! L-MO WILL BE REAAAALLY QUIET TOO THEN."


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Ragn: ("...")
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Re: [Legend of the Ancient Maniac Beer] (LAMB) Retrieving The Blacksmith

Post by MadMario » Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:07 am

Great work. I´m constantly torn between :fist: and :tiger: .

Oh, and hey everyone! CSA is looking for Protectores! Join now! It´ll be fun! :D
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Re: [Legend of the Ancient Maniac Beer] (LAMB) Retrieving The Blacksmith

Post by Food_Truk » Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:21 am

MadMario wrote:
Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:07 am
Great work. I´m constantly torn between :fist: and :tiger: .
Same for me with your works, that's what makes this so much fun.
MadMario wrote:
Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:07 am
Oh, and hey everyone! CSA is looking for Protectores! Join now! It´ll be fun! :D
There'll be beer! :guinness:
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Re: [Legend of the Ancient Maniac Beer] (LAMB) Retrieving The Blacksmith

Post by Spectral » Mon Apr 27, 2020 2:07 pm

Food_Truk wrote:
Mon Apr 27, 2020 5:53 am

L-MO: "TIME TO PLAY!"

L-MO: "UH OH, L-MO BROKE THEM."
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Re: [Legend of the Ancient Maniac Beer] (LAMB) Retrieving The Blacksmith

Post by Infinity » Mon Apr 27, 2020 2:14 pm

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