Chili Pepper Pete
The mascot for popular brand "Blastin' outta both ends chili mix," Chilly Pepper Pete is known for his firey demeanor, and spitting chili sauce everywhere when he speaks. His hands are almost always covered in extra-spicy hot sauce, which was bad news that one time he got an itchy eye.
Noopsy The Good Wizard
Formerly a minion of the evil serpent sorcerer, Noopsy was a normal goblin, though he seemed to be somewhat more courageous than the others in his brood. Usually atypically brave goblins weed themselves out of the gene pool early by spotting something shiny at the bottom of a chasm and diving after it, following which their remains feed the goblins living below.
One day a band of marauding heroes showed up and killed the serpent sorcerer and Noopsy was the one who found his discarded staff. Since then, Noopsy has become a powerful sorcerer, despite having no actual magical abilities or knowledge, he still finds that most problems go away quite quickly if he hits them with the big snake stick.
Gwumpo the Goat Fairy
A beloved folkloric figure in the country of Archinstoccsh, it is said that Gwumpo visits all of the goat farms in the land to ensure that no bad and naughty children have neglected to feed their pet goats that night, or else he will the children's femurs. He also bangs the goats, he has the body of a goat from the waist down, so you decide whether that's ethical or not.
