(Don't) Kick the Turtle

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Somewhere in the galactic southwest...

Bleak Company Grunt: "Sir, we have not been able to locate the monument!"


Bleak Company Captain: "Got Damn It! We don't have much time before the locals get curious. I want that monument found, and that turtle placed!"


Bleak Company Mechanik: "I've found it on this butte!"


The Mechanik installs the turtle.


Then he installs an imposing tripod above it.
CHESTER:

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 "What is my purpose?"

Mechanik: "You guard the turtle"
CHESTER:

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 "Oh my god yes"

Captain: "Listen up, sprinkles! I don't know what the fuck that turtle does but we're getting paid to make sure no one kicks it off this butte. So that's what we're going to do, or my name isn't Bleak Company Captain!"


Bleak Company has gained the attention of the locals. Who is here to defend the turtle, and who is here to kick it?


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Bleak Co Truck

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It's a chat battle, go to discord for it.

[Screech]

Let me in so I can post sandslashes and get banned claim a squad and kill everyone

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Can't be arsed to move this from Discord to a forum post.

This did run and get completed and the link is: https://discord.com/channels/1815922055 ... 9620418580