Attack on Banshee Mansion (Completed)

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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 4 up)

Post by BoltonPaulDefiant » Wed Jun 23, 2021 1:00 pm

Damsel Defenders stand their groun, and don't move while trying to kill that guy with mandalorian face
spearmen advance toward entrance to manshion
archer attack cpt fluffy's soldiers
Hot Hero jumps from the tree at banshee knight and attack her
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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 4 up)

Post by Zupponn » Wed Jun 23, 2021 5:01 pm

Interesting developments.
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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 4 up)

Post by BoltonPaulDefiant » Sat Jun 26, 2021 8:03 am

Feat: "superhero landing"

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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 4 up)

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Jun 28, 2021 6:17 am

Alice plays a wicked heavy metal lick on her axe that shatters all the windows in the mansion, maybe harming anyone close enough to them. Harriers move to get into the castle, possibly through some of the open windows.
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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 4 up)

Post by sahasrahla » Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:03 pm

WELL HI GUYS remember this silly little battle? Really sorry I let it drop. I think i got everyone's orders from last round so I'll be able to post one more turn at least some time this month. Previous players sign off if you still want to keep going!

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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 4 up)

Post by Zupponn » Mon Dec 06, 2021 9:29 pm

sahasrahla wrote:
Thu Dec 02, 2021 11:03 pm
WELL HI GUYS remember this silly little battle? Really sorry I let it drop. I think i got everyone's orders from last round so I'll be able to post one more turn at least some time this month. Previous players sign off if you still want to keep going!
Happy to see that this isn't dead. Rejoice!
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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 5 finally up!)

Post by sahasrahla » Mon Dec 27, 2021 4:32 pm

TURN 5

WHITE KNIGHTS
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The Damsel Defenders stand their ground and gang up on PigLad, and he goes down.

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The Spearmen advance towards the mansion, their progress slowed by the bubblegum mess.

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Hot Hero tries another Heroic Leap!

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This time he lands more gracefully, his noble blade piercing the evil banshee through the heart [Feat Success!]

BUBBLEGUM BANSHEES (Zupponn)

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The eldritch abomination emerges fully from Queen Maeve's multiverse portal, roaring its fury!!

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The Queen stands up and dusts herself off.

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Queen Maeve: Well, aren't you just the most adorable little cosmic beast i've ever seen! What a good boy! Yes you are! You're the goodest boy ever!
Using her automatic success on a heroic feat from waaay back in turn one, Queen Maeve immediately domesticates the cthulian horror!

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Squeeing, the rest of the banshees run out to love on their new cute lil pet

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Meanwhile, the two remaining flower fiends shamble on and attack one of the lion knights. Conveniently, their feelings are not hurt over being forgotten about last turn, since they have no feelings (besides hunger). The lion knight goes down, her heavy armor useless against their ensnaring tendrils.

HEAVY METAL HARIERS (Ninja_Bait)

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Alice whips out a tasty metal lick which shatters all nearby windows and lights the nearest flower fiend on fire! [Feat success!]

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The remaining Gold Lion Knight pushes herself up again. Encumbered by her heavy armor, that's all she can do.

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The genie witch tries to set the last flower fiend aflame, but the magic fizzles out.

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With all opposition destroyed, the Harrier knights burst into the mansion, followed by Alice.

CPT. FLUFFYPUPPY'S razgrizzly FRIENDS (Redrover)

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The whole squad gangs up 3-to-1 on the Damsel Defenders and take down two of them.

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Thad and Chad tromp along behind

OVERWATCH

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REMAINING FORCES
Bubblegum Banshees: Three sorcerersses, two elite blade babes, one flower fiend, a pet eldritch horror, and Queen Maeve
Swamp Boiz: ELIMINATED
White Knights: One Damsel Defender, three spearmen, one archer, and Hot Hero
Heavy Metal Harriers: Two knights, one sorceress, one heavy gold lion knight, and Alice
Cpt. Fluffypuppy's razgrizzly Friends: Two Samurai Bunnies, two armored razgrizzlies, Pussy Mama, Snugglebottom, and Cpt Fluffypuppy

Sorry for the long break, but as promised here's turn 5 before the end of the year. Anyone who wants to keep playing send in orders for turn 6! I may need some volunteers to take over a faction or two if any of the old players aren't playing anymore.

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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 5 finally up!)

Post by Joshua » Mon Dec 27, 2021 8:34 pm

Yes! I'm glad this battle is still going!
sahasrahla wrote:
Mon Dec 27, 2021 4:32 pm
I may need some volunteers to take over a faction or two if any of the old players aren't playing anymore.
I'd gladly step in if one of the original players isn't playing anymore.
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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 5 finally up!)

Post by sahasrahla » Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:35 pm

might take you up on that since i haven't heard from anyone yet lol

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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 5 finally up!)

Post by Joshua » Fri Jan 07, 2022 5:25 pm

sahasrahla wrote:
Fri Jan 07, 2022 4:35 pm
might take you up on that since i haven't heard from anyone yet lol
Alright! Which factions are needing a player?
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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 5 finally up!)

Post by sahasrahla » Mon Jan 10, 2022 9:39 am

take your pick tbh, haven't heard from any of the old players. might end up needing to finish this early and move on. My fault, disappearing for five months

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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 5 finally up!)

Post by Joshua » Wed Jan 19, 2022 12:13 am

Sorry for the late response, I forgot about this.

I'll take the Captain Fluffypuppy and his entourage.
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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Turn 5 finally up!)

Post by sahasrahla » Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:31 pm

Instead of redoing sign ups so close to the end of the battle I've decided to just wrap it up quick and move on to the next chapter of the saga. So now presenting...


EPILOGUE

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Joyous banshee squeals and happy eldritch trumpeting fills the air as the witches play with their new pet.
BUT SUDDENLY--

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bloop

with a cosmic blip, the whole group suddenly plane shifts, disappearing in a flash of unlight.

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Alice searches the mansion, finding nothing.

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Harrier Knight: Commander! We've cleared the building. No one here.
Alice: Damn you, Bubblegum Banshees. This isn't over yet.

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Meanwhile, outside, fierce fighting continues between the razgrizzlies, the White Knights, and the remaining Harriers.

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But Cpt. Fluffypuppy forces his way through into the mansion to confront his nemesis.
Cpt. Fluffypuppy: You are not the only one seeking vengeance today.
Alice: Aww, who's the cute lil doggy fellow? Are you the goodest boy ever? I think you are.

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Cpt Fluffypuppy: *struggling to keep his tail from wagging* I-I am no good boy, and I will not tolerate this humiliation! Die!

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He leaps in, but a third figure suddenly intervenes!
Hot Knight: Not so fast, villainous scum!
An epic duel ensues!

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Alice: Boys fighting over me again. YAWN.

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Alice: Come on ladies, pack it up! We've still got some banshees to slay.

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The Heavy Metal Harriers move on while the razgrizzlies and White Knights continue fighting over them.

THE ASSAULT ON BANSHEE MANSION IS COMPLETE! . . . for now?

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Re: Attack on Banshee Mansion (Completed)

Post by ninja_bait » Tue Feb 22, 2022 8:22 pm

good battle :tiger:
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