Turn 5 - MadMario's Mercs
The mercs run up to the workshop to assist Mario. This handsome fella is first to arrive...
"Oh, ehh, well, looks like you got the situation under control, boss. All the fleebs are dead. Bummer."
"GUYS! HEAD BACK! AIN'T NO FIGHT LEFT OVER HERE!"
And a fight is what the mercs came for, so they turn around. Perhaps the Iriorians are still around?
pew pew pew
The IMA officer and grunt open fire on the Iriorian mech that killed their colleagues.
The mech flubs its armor roll and is completely destroyed.
The IMA medik begins reviving Mr. NoPants.
CRITICAL SUCCESS! Mr. NoPants is back on his naked legs and ready to fight.
"That damn fleebvyr, greedy piece of shit! I'll make him pay for instructing his guys to steal my fancy pants!"
POW POW
It's a big hit! Fleebvyr takes it to the chest.
Unable to inspire a redshirt, Fleebvyr regrets not getting the additional fleebnork-shell-upgrade when he changed form. That would've saved him from this damage, but now it does him in.
Meanwhile, Mario pushes some buttons on a computer console in the blue room.
TH-THUD!
Heavy steel doors close off all 3 exits of the workshop.
"Ahem, Bert. That's a sweet little delicacy you got there. But did you really have to fight Skion over it?"
"Well maybe Elyana didn't like getting Bertrayed (get it?), but she'll understand. Eventually."
"Hmm."
"Besides, I was doughing the team a favor."
"I can't just let you do this."
"You donut have to worry abou... WHOA!"
Mario leaps forward and almost surprises Bert with a stab of his
TNG spear. Bert dodges.
"I take it you don't enjoy these pastry puns?"
Bert rebounds and grabs Mario by the shoulder.
"Hey Mario, what’s the best thing to put in a donut?"
"Your teeth!" *SMACK*
Mario goes down, his face covered in sugar glaze and sprinkles.
He shruggs it off and goes for another charge at Bert, with even more power this time.
Bertintor uses his donut to parry the blow. To everyone's surprise, he's succesfull! A second donut, made of flames, briefly appears as the two weapons connect.
BANG
The force of the collision sends Mario flying backwards, landing onto the IMA merc standing in the corner.
This allows Bert to go on the offensive, swinging his sugary weapon at Mario.
"Uh-oh."
Lying on the ground, Mario swiftly seizes the
OTC within arm's reach.
Mario uses both the
TNG and
OT weapons to absorb Berts' attack.
KER-BANG
The clash of their ossum weapons resonated with a thunderous force, propelling the unfortunate Bertinator backward until he crashes through the starbase wall.
"Well that was interesting, wasn't it, Bert?"
"Ugh..."
"I find myself outnumbered and outgunned once again."
"Only one thing left to do. Just like Arthur did it." says Bertinator, as he steps to the edge of the battlefield, an infinite abyss behind it.
And just like that, QS Bertinator is gone.
"dafuq?"
"WHOOOAAA!"
Holy shit it worked! Bertinator fucking did it! He's landed right onto the approaching dieplane constructed by the Studland mechanik. The airplane climbs and climbs, quickly emerging above the edge of the table again. Mario is barely able to avoid a collision.
One can only wonder about the things MadMario must be feeling as he sees Bertinator fly off into the sunset.
He takes a moment to gather his thoughts.
"At least we learned a lot today. I can't wait to analyze the data of this fight. Plus, I think Bert now owes me a donut."
