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Natalya
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by Natalya » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:37 am
Jungle Rampage!!
Day 0 -- This Thread
Day 1
http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1660
Day 2
http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1665
Day 3
http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1771
Day 4
http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1803
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Introduction:
At the edge of the desert lies a jungle. Just inside by some ruins the Czech-politicians are making a deal with the Space Ninjas to buy a bunch of weapons. Here they are paying the Ninjas in gold, silver, and other precious items while the Wookies and some Space Rednecks stay on guard.
However, the Assyrians heard of the deal and are moving in to stop it, and quite possibly take the valuables for themselves. At the same time, the Space Pirates also have their eyes on the precious items and hope to be able to steal either the Czech Transport or Ninja Star Fighter, along with their cargo. This battle will be a bit smaller than the Death War, and will not feature either the Assyrian Space Force or the Czech Star Force, but it will have the Assyrian Armoured Division led by me and the Space Rednecks led by Billy Billikins.
Overview:





Assyrian Star Empire:


Note: The Tanks and Mecha are from the Assyrian Armoured Division, which is a separate team like in the Death War.
Czech-politicians and the Ninjas:






The Czechs and Ninjas are kind-of mashed together in the jungle with the Wookies at the rocks right by the advancing Assyrians.
Space Pirates:


The Space Pirates were hiding off to the side of the whole field, close to the Ninja Star Fighter.
Space Rednecks:


Here's the Face-Off...



Diplomacy:
- Assyrians may not ally the Czechs, Rednecks, or Ninjas
- The Assyrian Ground and Armour divisions are always allied.
- Czechs, Rednecks, and Ninjas must ally eachother
- Space Pirates may ally the Assyrians if they wish
- Space Pirates may not ally the Czechs, Rednecks, or Ninjas
Heroes:
- The Assyrian Ground Forces have Major Smith
- The Assyrian Armoured Division have Major Natalya and Captain Tanja
- The Ninjas have Dark Ka
- The Space Pirates have Señor Palomar
- The Czechs have Ice Man and Second in Command
- The Space Rednecks have Billy Billikins
Reserve Forces:
Assyrian Ground Forces: Commando Squad
Assyrian Armoured Division: Sailor Moon Mecha
Czech-politicians: Super Commando Squad
Signup in order of turns:
Space Ninjas: Theblackdog
Space Pirates: Arkbrik
Czech Ground Forces: my floppy penis
Space Rednecks: jifel
Assyrian Ground Forces: Moronstudios
Assyrian Armoured Division: NatalyaAF
Default Victory Conditions:
- All Non-Allied Players Eliminated -
Special Victory Conditions by Team: (Multiple Victory Possible)
Space Ninjas: Deal Completed, Ninja Fighter controlled by Ninjas & flown off the field
Space Pirates: Ninja Star Fighter or Czech Transport hijacked & flown off the field
Czech politicians: Deal Completed, Czech Transport controlled by Czechs & flown off the field
Space Rednecks: N/A
Assyrian Ground Forces: N/A
Assyrian Armoured Division: N/A
So, a team must either eliminate all non-allied players, or complete a special objective if they have one. In this fashion, multiple sides can claim victory.
That's All Folks!!
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Natalya on Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:57 pm, edited 5 times in total.
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Arkbrik
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by Arkbrik » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:09 am
I'm on! I pick the Space Pirates.
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by Tarren » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:55 am
Awesome. I call Czech politicians.
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Theblackdog
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by Theblackdog » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:14 am
This may be EVEN COOLER THAN LAST TIME. Even though the Assyrians are once again several times stronger than the opposition. Ninjas for me, please.
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Moronstudios
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by Moronstudios » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:55 am
I'll take Assyrian Ground Forces.
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by jifel » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:13 am
If theres anything else, I call it!
If not, crap.
EDIT: Space Rednecks!
"Hay, Ya'll, watch dis!"
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by pesgores » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:30 am
Damn! I wanna enter too! I'll have the next vacant spot, please. If there is none, could you get me something?
This battlefield is EPIC. I want to vote on this one for the 2nd or 3rd generation of forum battles!!!
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jifel
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by jifel » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:40 am
It probably wouldnt be hard to have Gludavians drop in.
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by MasterEcabob » Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:57 am
Space Ninjas please!
jifel wrote:"Any fool can make something bigger and more dangerous, but it takes an intelligent man to do the opposite."
As if we care. More explosives!
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by jifel » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:04 am
MasterEcabob wrote:Space Ninjas please!
I believe there are no more spots, and pes is first in waiting line.
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Theblackdog
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by Theblackdog » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:10 am
Sign-up is CLOSED, unless Natalya decides to bump somebody off the list.
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by Rody » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:28 am
damn, I was too late to get pirates.
aww well, better luck next time.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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by Theblackdog » Mon Jan 19, 2009 10:35 am
I already have a new Secret Plan. Natalya is going DOWN.
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by james+burgundy » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:22 am
very nice this is a solo game right?
Been here longer then pretty much all of you or some shit.
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jifel
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by jifel » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:38 am
Theblackdog wrote:I already have a new Secret Plan. Natalya is going DOWN.
Does it involve what I pmed you about?
If not, please pm it to me. We are offiacally allies, afterall.
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