Pass the Bomb - Round 2

[bertinator]

This is Round 2 of Pass the Bomb. You can find the rules in the <<< Round 1 thread.

"Whoa, that was quite the climax. You guys ready for another round?"




"This time we'll disguise the bomb as a fleebnork. Don't worry, it wont bite. Not very hard, at least."




"Have fun passing it around!"

[bertinator]

"Hey look, its QS Arkbrik! Someone who's rarely seen in this part of the brikverse."




"I survived Zombie Zulu Dawn, okay? And what did I get? Just a stupid write-up, that's it. Can you believe it? I bet half the people out there don’t even know about it. Sad! I should rebuild my Nifty Spiff Mobile—would be the best, just like it was before, trust me."




"Rumor has it that Arkbrik is secretly affiliated with Octan, doing their dirty work, just for fun. So I know exactly how to bait him into taking our bomb."

"Let's put this little bugger in here, and then it's time to kick the can a little further down the road."




"HUZZAH!!!"




CRRRASSHH!!!




"Are you kidding me? Who throws a thing, a big thing, huge, at my car? Total disaster! This is a disgrace!"




"Oh hey, Octan oil. Nobody does it, oil, quite like Octan. Tremendous brand, absolutely the best. People are saying it's the greatest. They have fuel, they have energy, they have everything! Everybody's talking about it. So when you're out there, remember, I’m bringing Octan. And you know what? I better bring this can of oil along. You never know—you just never know!"

[Arkbrik]

"Shame about my car, but hey, free oil."



"I'll just put it with the rest."



"Hey guys, I'm back."

"Hey, Arkbrik! Where's your car?"

"Something fell on it."

"Damn."





The Fleebnork starts eating...



...and multiplying.



"Well if it isn't Commander Anthony!"

"Mornin'."

"What can I do for you, Commander?"

"I need a barrel of oil for me lanterns."

"Sure thing!"



"Mike, get a barrel for the Commander, will you?"



"Hmm hm hm hm hmmm..."



"Oh god! Fleebnorks!"



"Aaaargh!"



"Nooo! Not the gas pump - "



KABOOM!!!



"Holy shit."

"We better do something."



"Let's go."



"Here they come!"



"Get some!"



"There's more of them! They're eating the building!"

"Let's get up on the roof!"



"Kill!"



"Graah!"

"Raargh!"



"Did we get them all?"

"I think so."









"Hey, there's one barrel of oil left!"



"Here you are, Commander!"

"Thank you kindly."



"Have a nice day!"

"Same to you!"

[EternityOfDeath]

Arkbrik fell for the classic 'exploding coin' gag.


Nice of Arkbrik to sell me some Octan oil though. Guess he didn't know that I was banned from purchasing anything from Octan by order of President Business himself. I'll just take this to the Blorcktrons, they'll know how to unlock its power.


Nice day for a walk, though


Nothing personnel, kid


Bwahaha! Torstein strikes again!


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The End?

[Vason]

"President Business, I've successfully confiscated this barrel of our OIL from Commander Anthony. However, the barrel has turned all....Green."



"That dastardly Commander! He must have dosed it with something FOUL! We cannot trust anything of his that is....Green."



"This might be a business opportunity, though. I am aware of one who has a fondness for things that are....Green."



"Hello? I'm here with a delivery for someone into things that are...."



"....Green?"

[bertinator]

BOOM

[bertinator]

"Ughhh, this is so mid, ugghhh gross, uwu"