[RK26] Loot-a-Palooza Finale

[bertinator]

Turn 4 - MadMarios Mercs

The Killkopter turns again and unloads its machine guns on the Skion troopers below - killing two.




The SiegeTowerTrike speeds forward, lowering the drawbridge and connecting itself firmly to the PartyBattleBus.




The grunts up top ungarrison and open fire at the enemies below - killing two more.




The bottomgrunts ungarrison too, but are less effective at taking out Skion scum.




The goblinned I.M.A. trooper does manage to saw off a chunk 'o bus.




MadMario instructs his friends from the M.O.C. to beat up Hellyana so he can go grab the glaive.



All according to plan, until...
"Say chaps, these bones look hella solid. I figure we can build something really cool out of this!"
"wait what"



"Ohh. Nice!"
The M.O.C.-makers construct a prison cell out of dooter bones to keep Hellyana in place. (feat success)

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Finale - SpaceCops

Dasher turns off the portal device. AstroMike crashes on the ground, feeling as ill as a droid can feel. He's jumped by the SpaceFirefighters.

"Mission accomplished, sir!"
"Damn right Kit."




They cuff his hands with a firehose and make ready to escort him to space prison.



Inside the bar there's a standoff between Dr. Nerv and the police.

"I suggest you leave here, immediately, for your own safety. I've bested another hero in fair combat, and now I'll have my way - this bar is mine."




"I'm not sure we can do that, sir. Firstly, we'll need to conduct a crime scene investigation - many brave officers laid down their lives today. Secondly, I can't rule out the possibility of civil forfeiture - perhaps the SpaceCops intend to keep the bar."




"Is that right? And I suppose you'll also be hosting the Annual SpaceCops Ball here?"




"SpaceCops don't have balls, sir."




...




...




Utterly defeated and without saying another word, the SpaceCops decide to vacate the premises.




They join their comrades and depart for SpaceCop HQ, leaving Dr. Nerv to clean up the bar.

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Finale - Skion

"Remember meee, ya pricks!? I've scorched a thousand fleebnorks and I'll scorch you too!"




The Skion heavy flamer engulfs the I.M.A. grunts who boarded the PartyBattleBus, immediately killing two.




"This is fine."
"Is it?"
"No. If I deploy the rocket launcher now, the whole bus goes boom."



"Now what?"
"Whatever happens, I'll leave it all to chance."
"Are you sure...?"
"Another heartache, another failed romance."
"Uhmm Skulls, we've known each other for like..."
"Outside the dawn is breaking,"
"wait"
"But inside in the dark I'm aching to be free."
"Skulls..."
"The show must go on."




"MY SOUL IS PAINTED LIKE THE WINGS OF BUTTERFLIES,
FAIRY TALES OF YESTERDAY WILL GROW BUT NEVER DIE,
I CAN FLY, MY FRIENDS!!!"



"OHHH, I'LL TOP THE BILL, I'LL..."
"wait shit..."
Skulls Mackenzie critfails his mopping roll and tumbles back down to earth, becoming trapped under the flaming dead corpse of the green armyman.

"...I'll have to find the will to carry on..."



His heroik fumble does clear the way for the rocket launcher to be deployed. In the passenger seat, the Skion gunner pushes the button that features a missile.




BADA-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!!!




The volley of three XSize 1 missiles is exactly enough to utterly wreck the SiegeTowerTrike without damaging the PartyBattleBus.




At the ground level, the two remaining troopers fire at the unholy goblin, but it lives to tell the tale.

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Finale - Hellyana

"MadMario, you utter fool. Are you not aware who the calpis belongs to? The one who taught us the white ways? The one who really knows...?"
"..." "..."
"You can only continue building another mans house for so long..."



"... before you invite the architect back in."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOO---"



"---YAMAAAAA!!!!"

With one fell swoop of his orange katana, the ARC soldiers who sees Harl Hubbs as his friend for hire, frees Hellyana from her boney prison.




Ooyama pulled out inner Kirito by unleashing 1 LEGO katana's to defeat Mad Mario




The M.O.C. foreman immediately threatens Ooyama with a banhammer, but he simply. does. not. care.




Two workers offer Ooyama coffee - to spark regular conversation, and perhaps to smack him across the face.




Ooyama offers them an unsollicited shot of calpis.




He then suckerpunches a worker and sends him flying to Nippon Haku Bangkok 2026 at the all-new Paragon Hall on 5th floor of Siam Paragon.




Three M.O.C. grunts dive Ooyama at the same time, banishing him from #calpis...




... but he swiftly slides into their DM's to continue his onslaught of common sense.




"BREAKING NEWS! One year after the Daikon scientists developed their prototype replicants for military use, LEGO Exo-Force theme launched in the real world which marks the first time anime has influenced the designs of LEGO sets. In BR 2.009, SDF-1 is christened as Macross and the Daikon-Zentradi war begins with World Order Task Force formed as a peacekeeping force helping the Galaxy Defense Initiative. The Daikon-Zentradi war ends with Daikon forces declared victory. And now, we are still awaiting the new print edition of BrikWars officially unveiled by publisher Modiphius Entertainment in the real world, but the Loot-a-Palooza Campaign of Heroik Escapades ends with Ooyama destroying the Menders of Construktion."
"Brik almighty."

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Finale - MadMario

"Say, Ooyama, what can you tell me about Snake Rattler?"
"I'm gonna talk about this Lego City character known as Snake Rattler, he's the edgy friend of Ooyama who wears eyepatch and armed with many weapons, even his name references Metal Gear right to his looks!"
"Great, let's hear it!"




Ooyama leaves the battlefield.




"Heh. It's funny how Ooyama is saying he's gonna talk about insert random character. And then doesn't."




"Now, let's kill some Skion..."




"... where'd they go?"




"Harr Harr Harr! That was ossum!"
"Fuck yeah Skulls! We got Elyana, we got the loot, this is going amazing!"
"Girl, they call me the Party Trooper for a reason!"
"We should celebrate!"
"Harrr, I like the sound of that."
"I bet you're an Afterparty Trooper too, huh?"
"I wanna make a supersonic woman of you."

[bertinator]

Final Final Overview

>>> Epilogue

[MadMario]

Fun - 9

Violence - 8

Presentation - 4

Writing - 4

Theme - 6

A worthy finale for an epic campaign! Lots of action going on, but it's nevertheless not hard to keep track of everything. Noteworthy is the use of many, many practical effects, and one can see that you often try to find the perfect angle for a picture. Good storytelling and character development top off the menu. Well done!

[EternityOfDeath]

Fun: 10

Violence: 8

Presentation: 4

Writing: 4

Theme: 7

George

[Scratch]

Fun - 10

Violence - 8

Presentation - 5

Writing - 4

Theme - 7

Very well done in all aspects.