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Post by Greenkey15 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:12 pm

razgriz 25th inf. wrote:i formed a peace treaty with the peaches, but if i pretend to charge do i still get ice cream, bagels, and fried chicken? PLEASE!?
NO! Prepare to be annihilated within 24 hours. Or you can fight with us.

Shaeph, we can't be friends with the peaches because they are the stupidest beings in the known universe except for megabloks, with intelligences slighty above "zombie" and WAY below "jaw-jaw". If they could comprehend friendship, we would try. Maybe RoC77's new training can help them understand friendship beyond "do as I say and you get a doggie biscuit". Until then, no possible friendship can occur.

Ammoman, there are BAGELS! With ICE CREAM! THE NEW CHOCOLATE CAKE! SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN! FREE COUPON BOOKLETS! (Plus, we baked more cookies. There are Chocolate Chip, Oatmeal Raisin, and Sugar cookies currently available. Raw cookie dough will soon be sold as well. It's our way of racketeering other world leaders.) :idea: We could work together with all our forces to bake so many cookies that the peaches will come and use a big explodie thing to kill every single one of them in one massive explosion (or just make radioactive peaches)

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Post by RagnarokRose » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:17 pm

Too bad. The FELC is marching into battle with the United Peach Alliance. Peach do not need to be vanquished, they must be given a chance to fight!
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Post by Greenkey15 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:35 pm

Hey, I have a surplus of "greenie" flavored cookies! Nobody seems to like them but the odd peach that wanders in our base, so I guess i'll have a go at killling some Trianlgeists with their own allies! w00t!

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Post by RagnarokRose » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:45 pm

Well now, it looks like the peach have a fighting chance after all, huh?
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Post by warman45 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:41 pm

by the way. we killed the peaches disguised as megablox. turned out some of them were just regular megablox. it was a rebel army. anyway the peach governmant thanked us for killing the rebels and gave us huge amounts of guns and chas. they also gave us a nuclear bunker buster that we used to attack an NECSC bunker (sorry but you started it by starting the war! and funding the rebels who were supposed to kill peaches but instead tried to kill ME! anyway if you want your general dude back i'll be more than happy to do so but i'll need some cash and some jeeps with machine guns mounted on the back (i'm not taking sides) also thanks for giving us a target for the nuclear bunker buster it was awsome! i put the footage on you tube!


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Post by Greenkey15 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:34 pm

warman45 wrote:by the way. we killed the peaches disguised as megablox. turned out some of them were just regular megablox. it was a rebel army. anyway the peach governmant thanked us for killing the rebels and gave us huge amounts of guns and chas. they also gave us a nuclear bunker buster that we used to attack an NECSC bunker (sorry but you started it by starting the war! and funding the rebels who were supposed to kill peaches but instead tried to kill ME! anyway if you want your general dude back i'll be more than happy to do so but i'll need some cash and some jeeps with machine guns mounted on the back (i'm not taking sides) also thanks for giving us a target for the nuclear bunker buster it was awsome! i put the footage on you tube!


http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=oYFj0GUFh ... re=related


I did NOT start the war!!! 501st Cadians did that! I'm just the most obnoxious about it! Anyway, your forces got the wrong bunker! Turns out, if you look at the color of the people's skin, it's flesh colored. They're peaches!

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Post by Keldoclock » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:41 pm

Congratulations, the Grand Army of New Brick City is now joining your efforts to defend against the peach forces. Our settlement is fairly small at this time, and I have had yet to detect peach soldiers. Regardless, We have a Sniper-Medic team patrolling the mountain on a snowmobile, and our mortar truck has been fully loaded with:
1 Armor Piercing Round
1 Chlorine Round
3 Anti-personnel(frag) rounds
3 Smoke Rounds
2 Incendiary rounds
5 HE rounds

Our M2 browning is on constant manning, and we have successfully negotiated a temporary truce with the Space Traders(Mars Mission, Exo-force, Star wars sets)
Shipments of Precision Sniper Rifles(a local variant of the PSG-1) are being planned, as well as M4 rifles, AK 107 rifles, and M67 grenades. I have stepped personally into battle, Equipped with a KA-bar knife, and my trusty MK23 sidearm(with LAM, scope, and silencer. Built with titanium and plated with silver for maximum durability.)
Our Main Assault Helicopter (modified T-1 Typhoon) is near completion, and will be deployed soon, so as to give our special forces(the only forces we have, plus a Sergeant( he got the rank for being the first person to be enlisted) )
Rest assured, New Brick City will be protected at all costs! We are very low on troops, so we will not be launching any assaults anytime soon.
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Post by Elmagnifico » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:17 pm

Ok, it's now called the Battle of I-75, and has its own topic.
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Post by RagnarokRose » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:36 pm

1. Sounds like a good idea for a battle, but could you move your description somewhere else?

2. Please find a different avatar. Someone else already has that one.

3. Hello!
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Post by Shaeph » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:50 pm

AmmoMan wrote: 2. Please find a different avatar. Someone else already has that one.
Someone Important...

anyway, welcome!
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Post by RagnarokRose » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:47 pm

Yes, Almighty Benny. Check the Non-Dimmy section. He got something in the rulebook named after him.
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Post by Cpl. Halan » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:38 am

the mauran republic has sent a small force to assist, they are currently heavily engaged by a horde of megabloks.

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Post by Greenkey15 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:08 pm

As I see now, this is no longer World War Peach. The Harry Potter, the Molded Heads, the Dimmies, the Jaw-Jaws, the Jack Stone figs (some of the evilist), the Bob the Builders, and the Clone brands have all united under the title "Peich". While powerful, the UNEC forces numbers are few (we have improved troops, as I like to fight with a few, better people than a lot of sub-par people), and cannot withstand this war I call the Great Brik War. All of the brands and types of bricks are uniting against us, not looking for friendship but complete annihilation or conversion of our forces. As we speak, an elite group of UNEC Shadow Ops are infiltrating their forces. Their current reports are not good. They have invented a Peach Convertor, which in a matter of hours will turn any minifig into a Peach. We cannot afford to be taken prisoner of the Peich, as they will transform us into these horrid creatures. The people of the Good Guys (name pending, please suggest names) must band together and end the threat of the Peich. They will transform all who try to make peace into a glob of the substense that runs their Converter called Silly Putty, the natural form of Peachishness. The Peich plan to attack Legoland, California in a matter of days. We must defend Legoland at all costs!

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Post by tahthing » Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:50 pm

megabloks are below peach they are even below lego animals!
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Post by pesgores » Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:26 am

Greenkey15 wrote:As I see now, this is no longer World War Peach. The Harry Potter, the Molded Heads, the Dimmies, the Jaw-Jaws, the Jack Stone figs (some of the evilist), the Bob the Builders, and the Clone brands have all united under the title "Peich". While powerful, the UNEC forces numbers are few (we have improved troops, as I like to fight with a few, better people than a lot of sub-par people), and cannot withstand this war I call the Great Brik War. All of the brands and types of bricks are uniting against us, not looking for friendship but complete annihilation or conversion of our forces. As we speak, an elite group of UNEC Shadow Ops are infiltrating their forces. Their current reports are not good. They have invented a Peach Convertor, which in a matter of hours will turn any minifig into a Peach. We cannot afford to be taken prisoner of the Peich, as they will transform us into these horrid creatures. The people of the Good Guys (name pending, please suggest names) must band together and end the threat of the Peich. They will transform all who try to make peace into a glob of the substense that runs their Converter called Silly Putty, the natural form of Peachishness. The Peich plan to attack Legoland, California in a matter of days. We must defend Legoland at all costs!
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Sounds like a perfect background for a covert special espionage operation, like Metal Gear Solid! Destroy the Peach Converter!

(I have a yellow Solid Snake minifig :D )
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