The Battle of Nowhere - 1st Hour

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The Battle of Nowhere - 1st Hour

Post by Elmagnifico » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:02 pm

Green Squad:

The Greens head out towards the downed airplane.

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"Poor sap. Died on impact. I see a double-barreled shotgun in there, but I don't know if I should take it."

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Bo Shido failed his Detection check, so the Peaches sight him.

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"Go go go! Tell command the LWAR are in Nowhere, I'll hold them off!"

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"Stupid helmet."

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Meanwhile, his friend kills a stop sign.

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"Hmm, this remote seems to control that Surveillance Drone. It can take one picture per turn of any point on the field."

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The third Green attempted to throw his hatchet at the Peach, but crit. failed.

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White Squad:

The Whites head out, and are disappointed to find that the truck is inoperable.

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However, they did manage to find a Tesla Rifle, a chain, and a zombie...

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Hey, wait a minute!

"Eat chemikal soup, undead freak!"

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"I don't think this creature was a zombie, sergeant. It's certainly not a Bony."

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Revelation: Killing a minifig, (or the equivalent thereof,) is worth 5 points.

Black Squad:

The Blacks head out for the "nearest cover" that doesn't already have troops crawling all over it.

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They find themselves in what used to be a house.

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This is their view of what is beyond.

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Blue Squad:

The Blues head towards the same house as the blacks...

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and take up defensive positions?

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OMG...

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The only casualties are the Black character's arm and his female assistant. Both totally unnecessesary for somebody with a flamethrower.

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Now, that's what I call a counterattack.

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??? Squad

the Green crossbow man catches some movement out of the corner of his eye as the sound of groaning drifts down the empty(?) street.

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Score at the end of this round:

Green: 0
White: 5
Black: 10
Blue: 5

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Post by Warhead » Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:19 pm

OMG! YOU KILLED MY WOMAN!


Get it right up you blue boy! :twisted: Don't mess with me backstabber!

Anyone planning on teaming up before we become Zombie/Not Zombie meat feasts?
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