Massive, Psychotic Explosions of Violence

Post by **Natalya** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:13 pm

Rayhawk wrote:As all experienced BrikWars players know, playing with Lego, combined with learning that rules are made to be changed, leads directly and inevitably to massive psychotic explosions of violence.

Without any prompting on my part, this is the scene that my girlfriend created when she discovered my box of minifigure parts:

As you can see, that quote rings true.

First-off, we have a crowd of on-lookers watching the torching of a Jaw-Jaw. Some of my characters are present, but she made most everyone pictured. Zombie Lincoln is probably laughing his ass off.

On the left are Asshole and Dumbass, two heads stuck together with a pipe. They've got a disco ball. In the blue is Sarah Palin with a shotgun to shoot wolves.

Presiding over the whole event is Anna Begga. I'll have to explain her some other time.

This is Cyborg John McCain. His horse eats body parts.

On the right is Futurama jar-head John McCain, ON A BOAT MOTHAFUCKA. Judge Judy is being eaten by a shark.

This is my favourite bit. Santa-Claus mopping up the blood and bones.

This is Lady, one of my characters. She looks like a normal person here, but really she's just as psychotic as all the others. Right now she's staring down one of the Santa Clauses, preparing to beat his face in with her dolly.

Harry Pothead. Nothing else needs to be said except for Magical Crackpipe.

And in the other corner is the Tourettes Guy. He's got his roll of paper towels. "ARE YOU SHITTING ME?"

Out of the scene we have some other stuff. This is Ester from The Orphan, about to smash a bird with a brick.

And finally, a revisiting of Judge Judy being eaten by a shark. Anna Begga is waterskiing, the white stuff being her wake.

So yes, Lego is the most violent thing ever invented.

Post by **Warhead** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:50 pm

Wasted out of your minds!

And this is funny as fuck. Great characters. I'm sure I know some of them.

Post by **james+burgundy** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:14 pm

looks like crap and GOD your gf (princess) can't build

Post by **Theblackdog** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:22 pm

Harry Pothead = win.

james+burgundy wrote:looks like crap and GOD your gf (princess) can't build

And there he is again!

Post by **lrdofbricks** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:32 pm

this is the most hilarious scene of legos I've ever seen. it even beats a picture my friend showed me of when he tied firecrackers to the back of my megblocks figs and set them off.

Post by **Natalya** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:47 pm

Warhead wrote:Wasted out of your minds! And this is funny as fuck. Great characters. I'm sure I know some of them.

My characters were Zombie Lincoln, Lady, and the Santa Claus's. I also have some responsibility for Anna Begga, but I would need a whole different thread for her. My gif did everything else. Like it all started when she found the Jaw-Jaw, and immediately stuck a red bush to him to show he was on fire. It all went down hill from there.

Lady and the Santa Claus guys need another thread for themselves too probably.

Post by **RoC77** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:04 pm

Very Twisted, I like it!

NatalyaAF wrote:Like it all started when she found the Jaw-Jaw, and immediately stuck a red bush to him to show he was on fire. It all went down hill from there.

Honestly, I'd like to think burning Jar-Jar was more of an up hill trend than a down hill one.....

Post by **james+burgundy** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:36 pm

You guys wanted blood? Does this work?

(O and there is a little bit of guts involved hope it does not bother your blood craving.)

Post by **Evelgrivion** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:51 am

Even the Ultramarines get to join in on the fun

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:19 am

NatalyaAF wrote:
Warhead wrote:Wasted out of your minds! And this is funny as fuck. Great characters. I'm sure I know some of them.
My characters were Zombie Lincoln, Lady, and the Santa Claus's. I also have some responsibility for Anna Begga, but I would need a whole different thread for her. My gif did everything else. Like it all started when she found the Jaw-Jaw, and immediately stuck a red bush to him to show he was on fire. It all went down hill from there.

Lady and the Santa Claus guys need another thread for themselves too probably.

This is Exactly what I'm talking about with my own Maniacs and immortals, and lately forum member minifigs. Background and character. Another thread, yes please, very interested in seeing what you've done here.

Post by **Natalya** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:25 am

Yeah I'll do it eventually. :þ

Post by **Magic Soap** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:31 am

Anna Begga

Reminded me of the witch Babba Yagga from Russian folklore.

Post by **Jzzy** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:05 pm

I enjoyed it, your girlfriend is definitely a keeper.

Post by **dcl32** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:26 pm

Magic Soap wrote:
Anna Begga
Reminded me of the witch Babba Yagga from Russian folklore.

yeah me too, but it's Slavic I think.

Anyways great job on asshole and dumbass, even though it's simple it's freakin funny.

Post by **Natalya** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:16 pm

My GF made them lol. And their disco ball.