Side view.
Side view of the other side
The Dimmy regiment. The Red Army comes in and kidnaps them on a regular basis to act as grunts on the front lines.
The Dimmies are kept under control by the Dimmy Driver, who they believe is a powerful wizard. It's actually a laser gun, but he doesn't tell them that.
Idius Stupendus, Lord of the second levels of Dumbassticus, Dread Demonic God of Stupidity. The Dimmies can summon him by killing two of their own and using the magical Frog Staff.
The Undead Biker Knights battalion, led by the fearless Black Knight. It's not sure whether they're actually undead, or if they just got the flesh peeled off their faces from high speeds.
Unlike the others, the Black Knight doesn't technically ride a bike. He prefers a rocket powered, heavily armored speeder with a rocket launcher and axes on the sides.
Two of the bikes are also carrying mobile cannons, in case range becomes a major goal.
A cyborg troll with a jet pack. The Red Army's scientists can get really, REALLY bored sometimes, resulting in awesome stuff like this.
The Dragonfly is a mech armed with flamethrowers, piloted by a racist pyromaniac. Most people don't try and tell him that he's a yellow-skinned minifig too.
The Emperor himself (The army's hero) and the main infantry.
The Emperor, Doodstormicus Procrastinatus, is not actually lazy. He just likes the idea of being carried into battle on a reclining office chair.
The militia infantry actually do most of the fighting.
Also, there are the Samurai Hardsuits. I put different helmets on the skull depending on who my opponent is.
