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by Natalya » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:50 pm
Many G.R.s ago there was Hospital 555. Within its red walls horrible genetic experiments and unspeakable atrocities were performed on hundreds of victims. The inhumane events that took place here lead directly to the current period where the universe is consumed with war, destruction, mayhem, and awesome. The culmination of these insane operations, carried out by the delusional and psychopathic protofigs, was the birth of the minifig. Genetic experiments successfully gave this new fig arms, hands, and legs. Consumed with rage and bloodlust after having been submitted to experiments more gruesome than previously thought possible, the first minifig who survived broke free from his restraints, killed the protofigs who gave him his new body, and he escaped into the world; a deadly killer genetically engineered for destruction. This first minifig was the Deadly Spaceman.

No records survived from that day. However, this picture was pulled off one of the dark, forgotten pages of the back-logs of the internet. Here we see the protofigs wheeling in unsuspecting victims upon whom they are about to perform cruel and vile acts. The things that went on behind the windows is lost to time, but the outcome was incredibly awesome.
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by Warhead » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:55 pm
OMG! I had that set... I'm a war criminal? I was young, it was my first offence!
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by Natalya » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:57 pm
I was inspired by the BrikWiki page Arkbrik made about it.
http://brikwars.wikispaces.com/Hospital+555
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by Warhead » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:59 pm
I like the direction this took. There were many such sets, the horror!
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by Natalya » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:05 pm
Having witnessed firsthand the incredible success of the final experiment, the only survivor of the carnage that followed set the machines to perform on her the same act which had created the deadly spaceman. She was successful:

Shortly after the tragedy she emerged as the second minifig, ready to take more unsuspecting people to a new hospital//genetic research lab in her ambulance, the only problem being that she can't actually fit inside. But that didn't matter. The remaining protofigs were weak and helpless compared to the new minifig race which had just been born.
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by Tzan » Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:18 pm
Triangle Job!
Nice work Natalya and Arkbrik

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by Tuefish » Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:16 am
Unbelievably awesome. We need more like this.
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by james+burgundy » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:16 am
haha good one.
I actually have this hair ...
Been here longer then pretty much all of you or some shit.
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by OneEye589 » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:58 am
Me too.
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by Ogel96 » Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:57 pm
love that their legs are seperated from the bodies.
My doctor says I have an obsession with vengance. We'll just see about that
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by Natalya » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:49 pm
Hospital 555 is now the front page or the Wiki btw. Thx to Arkbrik for making this awesome article. ^^
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by AdrianTheGeek » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:00 pm
The brikwars wiki page won't work for me!!!
james+burgundy wrote:nice parts
james+burgundy wrote:Think you can get me the guys number
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by Natalya » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:07 pm
What do u mean? Just click the pic in my sig to go there.
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