Paranoia

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:00 pm

Are the Water Storage Units full of adolescent Goa'uld? Aquatic Mutant babies? A Bio-Agent to send the world into Blockwar Mania? The Lochness Monster? An impressive array of swimsuit babes researching the properties of carnal lust? Um, maybe even some purified water?

Yeah, ok. I guess I can take the hint. We're in the wrong place folks. Ok, steal everything that isn't nailed down and looks even vaguely valuable/interesting/useful or stupid. Then plant the C4 charges and get the hell out of here.

Post by **birdman** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:07 pm

Make a d20 roll. And are you really sure about that?

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:19 pm

...we actually have C4?!. Hmm, when in doubt do the Brikwars thing!

D20 roll: 5... aw, shit.

Post by **birdman** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:26 pm

You aren't able to tell, but you're pretty sure the stuff in the tanks is water.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:34 pm

Somehow, that wasn't quite the climax I was hoping for.

Post by **birdman** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:22 pm

Anyone who's going to participate in this looting (and I've noticed that you've started looking to Warhead as your leader. Really now.) give me a d20 roll.

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:48 pm

There doing WTF!?! Oh, no you don't. I might be the gabbiest but they're all adults... uh, there all grown up and can make their own decisions.

Ayway, don't be too long in the looting, I aim to set fire to something.

Post by **birdman** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:17 pm

You're not going to loot anything, warhead? How very unlike you.

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:03 pm

Nahh, let the others do the looting. I'll then wait for them to expire in no doubt interesting ways later. It's much easier to loot the dead and they'll have carried it all for me too. See, and you all thought I didn't have a plan.

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:40 pm

I move to loot the downed foreman, looking for weapons, but being careful not to damage anything.

I roll'd a 17.

Post by **birdman** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:48 pm

You notice that there is a camera set into the wall. And the foreman is a robot. It's a computer on a hand-cart with a loudspeaker, really.

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:56 pm

birdman wrote:You notice that there is a camera set into the wall. And the foreman is a robot. It's a computer on a hand-cart with a loudspeaker, really.

Can I stop mid-salvage and make it look like I'm checking to see if I can fix it? >_>

Post by **birdman** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:24 pm

Make a d20 roll.

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:03 pm

I'm holding up a large card. It has writing on it. It says; For a good time phone Nightwatchman, Forman robot killing and government facility looting a speciality. It also has his sector ID number in big letters that I had taken the time to note down and copy out earlier. I am holding it over my face... while backing out the door.

Post by **birdman** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:04 pm

I'm sorry, Warhead, but I can't let you do that.