Nomopoly

Post by **stubby** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:04 pm

Also: Warhead has the option to pillage or raise square 6 as part of the previous turn, since it's owned by booty bothered.

If square 6 is still owned by booty bothered after that, then Elmagnifico has the same options. If not, then Elmagnifico will do nothing. (Normally he would purchase the square according to default orders, but he failed to defeat the creature first.)

Post by **razgriz 25th inf.** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:16 pm

rule: if you flip 2 tails at go, then you automaticly revolve around the board back to go, and get $200 again.

i took the liberty of googleing my own name, and came up with this badass plane:

if your going to forgo this pic, at least only google razgriz, not my whole name, as it will only pull up things from brikwars.

Post by **stubby** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:21 pm

Rody wrote:new rule: funny hats or clothing must be worn when suggesting new rules. if this is not mentioned then that persons turn automatically ends.

now wearing several hats and 3d goggles

Rody joins the game and receives $200. His token is a purple horse.

Approved as rule 43.

Rody flips "heads" on a coin and is attacked by Blitzen. His health is reduced to 4/5.

Rody begins his turn on GO and takes part in the usual GOmmunism. He and IVhorseman pool $371, $5 raises the Treasure to $50, and the two of them each get $183.

Rody rolls a 1 and moves forward to square 1, "Happy Faces." He does combat with the creature there, rolling 9+5=14 to its 2+1=3, defeating it easily. He heals 1 point of health, doing him no good. He then purchases the square for $1, and gains legal documents.

Post by **OneEye589** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:30 pm

Wearing: A funny hat.

Rule: A player may only perform each type of action (buy property, buy item, move, build an improvement, etc.) once in their turn. These actions may be performed in any order they wish.

(Example: A player may buy an item and then move, but a player cannot move twice in one turn or buy two items in one turn.)

Orders:
Buy a Battle Spork for $20 from "Cutleries"
Move forward
Gain 1 max health if combat is won
Buy property at base value if not a public space or owned by another player
Build shop called "Shop" that sells "Things" (which are items) for $20

Post by **stubby** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:38 pm

razgriz 25th inf. wrote:rule: if you flip 2 tails at go, then you automaticly revolve around the board back to go, and get $200 again.

Razgriz enters the game and receives $200. His token is a black T-shirt.

Approved as rule 44.

Razgriz also flips "heads" and is attacked by Blitzen, reducing him to 4/5 health.

Although Razgriz is an item of funny clothing, he failed to mention any in his post, and therefore his turn automatically ends.

Post by **Tzan** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:55 am

Wearing: a Green hazard bandanna

Rule:
Each player now has a Legal Portfolio. All legal documents are stored here. The portfolio does not use an inventory slot.

Buy a Battle Spork for $22
Move forward
Gain money on victory
Buy Space

[Mordor

It took me a few minutes yesterday to figure that out. ]

Post by **Rody** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:44 am

rule: Whenever you think about nomopoly, you automatically lose the game.

Orders:
Buy a Battle Spork for $20 from "Cutleries"
Move forward
Buy property at base value if not a public space or owned by another player
Build evil smoking snowman that attacks anyone that attempts to get past him. built one square behind where I end up at the end of this turn.

Post by **jophfy** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:28 pm

I am wearing a bandanna that has kool-aid stains on it.

New rule: If a rule modification is not accepted the player goes back 1 space.

Movement: Forward
If I win the battle I will heal I health nom.
Purchase square if possible. Pillage if I land on someone's spot.

Post by **stubby** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:52 pm

OneEye589 wrote:Wearing: A funny hat.

Rule: A player may only perform each type of action (buy property, buy item, move, build an improvement, etc.) once in their turn. These actions may be performed in any order they wish.

(Example: A player may buy an item and then move, but a player cannot move twice in one turn or buy two items in one turn.)

Orders:
Buy a Battle Spork for $20 from "Cutleries"
Move forward
Gain 1 max health if combat is won
Buy property at base value if not a public space or owned by another player
Build shop called "Shop" that sells "Things" (which are items) for $20

Good work. Approved as modification 45 to rule 35.

OneEye589 buys a +1 Battle Spork from Cutleries, raising his battle skill to 6, and gives $20 to Tzan. He then rolls a 6, moving forward to square 10, which is a Public Square and cannot be purchased or improved.

Tzan wrote:Wearing: a Green hazard bandanna

Rule:
Each player now has a Legal Portfolio. All legal documents are stored here. The portfolio does not use an inventory slot.

Buy a Battle Spork for $22
Move forward
Gain money on victory
Buy Space

Approved as modification 46. All legal documents currently in the game are now moved to their respective player's Legal Portfolio.

Tzan buys a +1 Battle Spork, raising his combat skill to 6, and gives $22 to increase Tzan's Treasure to $72. He rolls a 6, and moves forward to square 10, a Public Space.

Rody wrote:rule: Whenever you think about nomopoly, you automatically lose the game.

Orders:
Buy a Battle Spork for $20 from "Cutleries"
Move forward
Buy property at base value if not a public space or owned by another player
Build evil smoking snowman that attacks anyone that attempts to get past him. built one square behind where I end up at the end of this turn.

Approved as rule 47, with the clarification that the game specified is The Game.

Unfortunately, Rody failed to specify any funny clothing and therefore skips his turn. Good thing, because there are currently no rules for building snowmen.

jophy wrote:I am wearing a bandanna that has kool-aid stains on it.

New rule: If a rule modification is not accepted the player goes back 1 space.

Movement: Forward
If I win the battle I will heal I health nom.
Purchase square if possible. Pillage if I land on someone's spot.

Approved as modification 48 to rule 15.

Jophy rolls a 1 and moves forward to the deadly square 9. (Lots of ones and sixes on this die, it seems.) Jophy rolls 5+5 for 10, while the living food creature rolls 9+9 for 18. Jophy loses another nom and is reduced to 3/5 health.

Final tally:

OneEye589 on Public Space 10, with $102 and a +1 Battle Spork.
Tzan on Public Space 10, with $133, a +1 Battle Spork, and two sets of legal documents.
Rody on square 1, "Happy Faces" (owned by Rody), with $182 and legal documents, and 4/5 health.
Jophy on square 9, with $97 and 3/5 health.
$72 on square 20, "Tzan's Treasure."

Post by **Tzan** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:35 pm

Wearing: a Green hazard bandanna

Board mod:
Tzan and the Pirate in space twenty have a nice conversation through a dimensional warping of spacetime between space ten and twenty. The pirate sees Tzan's name written on his t-shirt, then hands over Tzan's Treasure to Tzan.

Tzan gains the money from space 20.
Space 20 is still Tzan's Treasure.

Move forward
Gain money on victory
Buy Space

[spacetime is a correct spelling according to Wikipedia]

Post by **jophfy** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:42 pm

I am wearing the same bandana as last time.

Rule: If you decide to stay on a public square instead of move for that turn you gain 1 health nom.

Movement: Forward
Heal 1 health now.
Buy space if possible.

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:57 pm

EDIT:

stubby wrote:Also: Warhead has the option to pillage or raise square 6 as part of the previous turn, since it's owned by booty bothered.

Wearing A knitted flaming kitten balaclava.

I wish to pillage Butthurts location please.

Board mod:
Warhead finds himself speaking in the third person and is confused. However, since this is a semi-permanent state with momentary emersions into cohesive sanity this is no big deal. To celebrate this fact all player turns MUST be written in the third person or players are fined $10 which goes towards the Kitty... No, not the one on my head.

Move Bizarrely and attack

Gain Badass reputation on victory (increases combat abilities)

Buy Weapon of Mass Distraction (-1 to all enemy combat rolls)

Build Haephestus Forge: A place for the constructing and moding of all know (past and future)weapons for this game. At a price.

Post by **OneEye589** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:05 pm

OneEye589 is...

- Wearing another funny hat.

- Proposing the following rule: Any text in a post by any player that is in square brackets is not part of their turn or gameplay and is considered OOC (Out-of-context)

- Taking the following actions during his turn:

Moving forward
Gaining 1 max health if combat is won
Buying property at base value if not a public space
Building a shop on said property named "Shop" that sells "Things" (which are items and fill an item slot) for $20

Post by **Elmagnifico** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:09 pm

Elmagnifico...

...makes a clarification: Posters who make grammatical errors in their posts must flip a Blitzen coin for each error.

...is wearing: Snowman boxers, on head

...takes actions:

Buy +5 Barbecue Fork from Cutleries. (I'm too lazy to find any actual Cutleries list, if there even is one.)

Move

Attack whatever's in my destination space.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:45 pm

Wearing: A carrot and two brussel sprouts with a sprig of holy in a suggestive yet Christmassy manner).

Edited previous post with regards to pillaging or raising and bringing it to your attention here.