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What do I do?

KILL IT WITH FIYAH!
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Calmly explain to him why Mega Bloks are Mega Crap
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"Misplace" them
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Throw Peachies at him
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Make a Badass Lego version of the cheap sets
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Post by MasterEcabob » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:09 pm

My brother just got two Halo Mega Crap sets for his birthday, and actually thinks they are COOL! Being the preciously naive age of 14, he could care less about the quality of the set and is instead excited that it's Halo. What do I do?
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Post by OneEye589 » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:25 pm

Laugh because he's going to Hell and you aren't.

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Post by tahthing » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:44 pm

KILL It* with fire!!!

*by it I mean your brother.

EDIT: Funny this thread is your 666 post, Mega crap deserves to be called that.
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Post by AdrianTheGeek » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:50 pm

The day I learned that Mega Bloks got a licensing deal with Halo is the day I died a little inside.
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Post by james+burgundy » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:10 pm

you might try speaking to him about the evils of Mega bloks, and if that does not work I suggest arson.
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Post by dilanski » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:00 pm

I saw that crap in TRU a few days ago. My opinion is microsoft is controlled by Neo-Nazis, becuase only PUFFS would use nega-bloks for a collectors series.
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Post by warman45 » Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:00 pm

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Post by Elmagnifico » Sat Jan 02, 2010 12:12 am

Don't even give it the honor of dieing by fire. The Dump is the only place worthy of such defiling.
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Post by james+burgundy » Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:34 pm

Elmagnifico wrote:Don't even give it the honor of dieing by fire. The Dump is the only place worthy of such defiling.
But they do not get destroyed in the dump right away, it takes long time.
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Post by tahthing » Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:04 pm

feed the blocks to the people who use them!
sadly you can only kill about 3 people with one set since each set contains around 3 giant pieces.
"some people are like slinkies there really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs"
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Post by james+burgundy » Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:19 pm

You might use them for projectiles, AKA sling shot them at someone.
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Post by PsyberianHusky » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:16 pm

Just challenge him to a vehicular show down with custom creations, when he realizes that megablocks have the natural ability to repel each other he will see things your way.

Also he has an army of master cheifs, he is the lamest video game hero IMO he handles like a brick in super low gravity and merely making contact with his backside is instant death.

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Post by RoC77 » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:20 pm

You messed up, as soon as you saw the unopened boxes, you should've confiscated them and returned them to the store for LEGO sets.

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Post by Rody » Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:21 pm

tahthing wrote:feed the blocks to the people who use them!
sadly you can only kill about 3 people with one set since each set contains around 3 giant pieces.
well, only until you start playing with them, in which case it quickly becomes a dozen or so pieces.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Post by tahthing » Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:30 pm

Rody wrote:
tahthing wrote:feed the blocks to the people who use them!
sadly you can only kill about 3 people with one set since each set contains around 3 giant pieces.
well, only until you start playing with them, in which case it quickly becomes a dozen or so pieces.
Thats if you get as far as that.
Shakeing the box would brake the pieces!
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