Nomopoly

[Warhead]

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Di-di moa! OneEye.

[Tzan]

Rule; one can not simply walk into mordor. When you reach square 100 you must find some convalooted way of passing it or geting thought it.

[If you are going to modify rules... you need to read the rules first. See rule 38 ]

[RagnarokRose]

Hm. So wait, the snowman rule has been eliminated?

I'm confused. How does one join this game?

[stubby]

wearing: a big, stupid smile

proposing rule: In the event that a player is left alone in a "neighborhood" of properties (such as the cupcake or hamburger hoods), they may choose to purchase all properties in that neighborhood for twice their market values

orders: IVhorseman purchases the entire negative cupcake neighborhood (nega-hood) and collects his legal documents. He then moves reverse another two spaces, and does so every time Warhead posts until he reaches the Dimensional Warp. He elects to increase his health bar after winning each fight from now on.

Approved as rule 62. A smile is not a hat or clothing, so IVhorseman's turn ends automatically.

[nullified]

Nullified by a later proposal.

Rule; blitzens are a protected species and killing and eating of one results in being told off and being sent to the naugty corner.

orders, buy "GO".

Approved as rule 63. There is now a Naugty Corner, although it's not clear where it is exactly. If Blitzen were still in the game she would be horrified at the spelling.

Tahthing enters the game and receives $200. His token is a Bayeux tapestry woman. He is fined $10 for not writing in the third person; the $10 rolls a 2 and moves forward to square 2. Tahthing is not wearing a silly hat or clothing, so his turn ends automatically.

Wearing: a Green hazard bandanna

Rule
The rule about nom poisoning is deleted.

[If we keep it all the players will die from creature victories or victories vs zombies. The living vs zombie exchange rate favors everyone becoming zombies and having no reason to play since they can't own anything. They will just shamble around the Gocialism space waiting for a new player to nom. "Hail comrade Tzanski the creator of Gocialism!", is what the zombies would say if they could talk.]

Move Back 2 spaces to space 15
Gain max health nom
Buy Space

No one will want to play if they can't own anything? How shallow and materialist of you. Nonetheless, modification approved. Rule 55 is deleted.

Tzan is fined $10 because his turn orders are not written in third person. The $10 rolls a 3 and moves forward to Square 20, becoming the first fine to successfully reach the kitty at Tzan's Treasure.

Tzan moves back 2 spaces to Public Space 15. Public Spaces do not have creatures and cannot be purchased, so Tzan's turn ends.

[stubby]

OneEye589 is wearing nothing but some funkadelic boxers.

He is proposing the new rule that the player named "OneEye589" is the Gatekeeper to the land of ONTOLOGICAL LIMBO.

He is staying put and doing nothing on space 15.

Approved as rule 63. OneEye589 is now the Gatekeeper to the land of ONTOLOGICAL LIMBO. Anyone who's seen Ghostbusters will appreciate the fact that the game now includes both a Gatekeeper and kiemaster.

OneEye589 stays on Public Square 15 and does nothing.

Rody proposes that any time stubby is unable to continue the game for at least a couple days, someone (not sure who though) may keep the game going in his stead.

rody still wants his zombie to move towards the nearest edible brain. and eat it if possible.

Approved as rule 64. Rody rejoins the game and returns as a zombie with 0/5 health in imaginary space 2+3i. However, he didn't mention a funny hat or outfit, and so his zombie turn ends.

Rule; one can not simply walk into mordor. When you reach square 100 you must find some convalooted way of passing it or geting thought it.

Muffinman42 joins the game and receives $200. His token is the angry Muffin Man, making him the first living food creature who's also a player. He is fined $10 for not speaking in the third person; the $10 rolls a 2 and moves forward to square 2.

Rule rejected because this rule already exists (rule 38), so Muffinman42 is moved back one space. Moving "back" is defined as moving towards GO (rule 22), so muffinman42 remains on GO. Lacking any mention of hat or outfit, his turn ends immediately.

Warhead will propose Tzan as the Stubby in lue surrogate for this game.

Warhead will move towards the nearest player and nom their brains.

Approved as modification 65 to rule 64. I wasn't sure whether to correct "lue" to "lieu" or to "loo," so I just left it as-is.

Zombie Warhead is not wearing a funny hat or outfit, so his turn ends.

-New Rule: Ranks-
Ranks will be awarded for the fastest players to reach Mordor. Ranks come with skill boosts and abilities.

- #1: Grand Master: +4 to skill. Summons weapons at will.
- #2: Admiral: +3 to skill. Able to convert snowmen at will.
- #3: Commander: +2 to skill. Able to assemble snowmen on the run.
- #4: Private: +1 to skill. Able to get +1 while attacking enemy snowmen.

The last player through the gate gets this rank:

- Dead Last: -1 to skill. Able to "Turtle Up", resulting in no damage taking, no movement possible, and everlasting shame.

Approved as Rule 66. Ross_Varn joins the game and receives $200. His token is some kind of planet Earth pokeball with a plant growing inside.

Ross_Varn is fined $10 for not speaking in third person; the $10 rolls a 3 and moves forward to square 3. He's also not wearing a funny hat or clothing, so his turn ends.

Next up, OneEye589 and Warhead start arguing, so they play Russian roulette as directed by rule 59. Each loads a bullet into a six-round revolver, spins the cylinder, and fires a shot at his own head. Both are lucky and pull the trigger on an empty chamber.

[stubby]

Elmagnifico is:

-wearing a mousepad on his head like a fez
-proposing that wandering money can be claimed by any player in the same square as it. To claim the money, the player must post

DIBS ON THE MONEY IN SQUARE (number)

. The first to post 'dibs' gets the money.
-wanting to move to square 11, attack the Gummi Smurfs, buy the square, and then build a Snow Fortress.

[why are all the squares in the Gummi Jungle square eleven?]

Finally! I was wondering when someone was going to do something about all that money wandering around, although I figured there would be more combat involved somehow. Approved as rule 67, and the Gummi Jungle square numbers are corrected.

Unfortunately players can only choose a destination space when moving backwards (rule 22); Elmagnifio rolls a 5 and moves forward to Public Square 15 instead. Public Spaces have no encounters and cannot be bought or improved on, so Elmagnifico's turn ends.

wearing:a jelly hat with icecream
Space 8 has a vending machine that you can by Fizzy Drinks for $5

Kiemaster will take the following actions
Move forward and pillage rodys happy faces (square 1)

Approved as rule 68. The vending machine will be treated as an automat as described in rule 34.

Kiemaster begins his turn on GO and so is subject to GOcialism. Razgriz 25th Inf., kiemaster, tahthing, muffinman42, and ross_varn pool $1143 and give $5 to square 20, "Tzan's Treasure." The remaining money is divided, giving $227 to each player on GO and $3 to the Admin, who noms it because it is made of delicious chocolate.

Players cannot specify a destination when moving forward, but kiemaster luckily rolls a 1 and ends up on Happy Faces regardless. Here he does battle with a weak Happy Face Cupcake. He rolls 8+5 to the cupcake's impressive 10+1 and defeats it. By default orders, he heals one health nom (doing him no good since he is already at full health) and buys the square for $1 and receives legal documents, since Rody is a zombie and has no property rights (rule 60). After spending $1, kiemaster is no longer the richest player in the game.

Since the square is no longer "rodys happy faces (square 1)," kiemaster does not attempt to pillage it, as much as I think it'd be funny to have kiemaster pillage his own square.

Hm. So wait, the snowman rule has been eliminated?

I'm confused. How does one join this game?

No, snowmen are still in the game, players just aren't taking a lot of advantage of that option yet. To join the game, either express interest in doing so, or just propose a modification.

[IVhorseman]

Currently wearing: his pants around his ankles

Proposing that if the Gatekeeper and the Kiemaster ever meet (occupy the same square), Gozer summons the Stay Puft Marshmallow man to arrive and lay waste to the board. Stay puft moves 1d6 spaces in a random direction once per day, and noms all structures, players, money, and everything else worth noting on the square he lands on until nothing remains.

Orders: IVhorseman purchases the entire negative cupcake neighborhood (nega-hood) and collects his legal documents. He then moves reverse another two spaces, and does so every time Warhead posts until further notice. He elects to increase his health bar after winning each fight from now on.

[kiemaster]

kiemaster is Wearing: a hat made of human skin

and he is proposing the rule : if a snowman is not restructered every 3 turns it will melt and be removed.

kiemaster is going to move forward then steal kill or burn anything that he comes into contact with.

[Rody]

rody is wearing a tin-foil hat
he proposes that snowmen don't attack their maker.
his orders are to move towards the nearest edible brain or brain carrying being and eat it. He will then end the turn with making an angry snowman.

[The Shadowscythe]

You know what, I'm still fucking confused

[RagnarokRose]

Is she hot?

[Elmagnifico]

[Who said it was a she?]

Elmagnifico:

-proposes that when Blitzen dies she ends her attack on the poster, but reincarnates in time to attack the next offender.
-is wearing a lego racing helmet on his pinkie finger.
-wants to move backwards now, to square eleven. If the square he lands up on is owned, orders are to pillage it. If the square is not owned, he wants to buy it. Regardless of ownership, once the square becomes his, Elmagnifico desires to build a Snow Fortress there.

[I am getting tired of that whole "third person" thing now.]

[Tzan]

[so make a rule to get rid of it, I clearly have no idea what it means anyway]

Warhead will propose Tzan as the Stubby in loo surrogate for this game.

[ LOL WUT? ]

[Elmagnifico]

[next round]

[RagnarokRose]

Ross is wearing: A tinfoil hat.

Turn: Ross chases down his money. He will move if possible to square three.