Nomopoly

[stubby]

Rule for OneEye589: The poster OneEye589 enters the game a second time as Blitzen. The players "OneEye589" and "Blitzen" are two different tokens in the game, but are both controlled by the poster "OneEye589" separately (each player gets their own turn).

OneEye589 is wearing something funny.

OneEye589's turn orders:
Moving backward to space 13
Gaining 1 max health if combat is won
Picking up $10 that is there
Buying property at base value if not a public space
Building a shop on said property named "Shop" that sells "Things" (which are items and fill an item slot) for $20

Turn for Blitzen: Blitzen proposes the rule that no poster is allowed to control more than one player unless they already did before this rule was proposed.

Blitzen is wearing something more funny than OneEye589.

Blitzen's turn orders:
Stay on go.

Now we're talking, this is the kind of tomfoolery Nomopoly was made for.

Unfortunately in my reading of the rules, "player" and "poster" are both used interchangeably to mean "the IRL person who posts on the forum" and there's no usable way to separate the two terms (see rules 41, 51, and 67 for instance).

So, kudos to you, and I'll be happy if you (or someone else) figure out a way to make something like this work. But for now, your first modification is nullified by the second, because no player can have more than one proposal active at once. And the second is also nullified, since the first one failed to make you Blitzen.

[I started my turn on space 15. (I mentioned in my orders if I landed on 20.)
So 15+4 is space 19 I wouldnt mind keeping my 10 combat roll
You can leave me on 24 if you want, I don't mind either way.

Regarding money, I was thinking that the rule applied to loose mobile money but after reading how it got into the rules I can see what you did.]

On review, it looks like Tzan got his second legal document for his purchase of a spork

[I think the second docs came from my construction of a shop. Not purchasing an item.]

You dare to question me????? Unfortunately it looks like you're right. Curse you for paying attention. I missed the rule that granted legal documents with new establishments and thought I must have fudged the rule for legal documents for "purchases" instead. So here's what ACTUALLY happened:

Tzan has written his turn orders in the imperative form rather than third person, and so is fined yet another $10. Since Tzan is NOT already at Tzan's Treasure, the $10 rolls a 5 and moves forward to square 20, Tzan's Treasure (well that was convenient).

Tzan rolls a 4 and moves forward to square 19, where he encounters a deadly Whopper! He rolls a 10+5+1 to its 4+9 and defeats it, increasing his max health noms for 4/6. He buys space 19 for $19 and receives legal documents. He now has $166 and 3 legal documents.

On review, it looks like Tzan got his second legal document for building a shop, which has nothing to do with OneEye589 so I'm not sure why I bring it up.

[stubby]

Warhead is wearing a hippo

Warhead will nom the closest player until he gains positive nom health. He will target the weakest if multiple targets are present.

If at any time Zombie Players outnumber living players by as much as two to one a Zombie Apocalypse will be declared by the game controller. Shotguns will be immediately issued to all living parties. Each shot fired per zombie costs $1 from the players account but can kill Zombies on a 4+ on a D6 before any attack takes place, for each Zombie attack in that turn. Zombies killed stay dead. Players killed in this way restart the game as before but all gathered assets including property/money or items are lost to that player. Property is free to be purchased by anyone as normal once again.

Approved as rule 75 modifying rule 60. However I'll need some clarification about "restarting the game as before," whether you mean resurrection from rule 33 or rejoining the game as a new player rule 10.

Zombie Warhead is on the same space as Magic Soap, so he elects to stay put and nom some brains. He rolls 10+5 to Magic Soap's 1+5 (is that the second time Magic Soap lost with a 10 to 1 roll? Bad luck!) and noms some delicious brains. Zombie Warhead is raised back up to zero health while Magic Soap is reduced to 3/5 health.

Ross curses.

Ross proposes that the name "Snowman" should change to "Dimmie".

Ross is wearing a large angry badger.

Ross will chase that money down, moving three spaces.

This makes changes to three rules (rule 54, rule 56, and rule 66), but doesn't require the creation of any new rules or bullet points, so it's not prohibited by the Limitation of Scope rule. Modification approved.

Ross_Varn starts his turn on GO, and so pays the GOcialism tax. Razgriz 25th Inf, Tahthing, Muffinman42, Ross_Varn, and Zombie Rody pool $1088 and give $5 to Tzan's Treasure. The remaining $1083 is divided five ways for $216 each, while the Admin noms the $3 remainder. The four living players each now have $216. Zombie Rody keeps his original $180, but since zombies cannot gain anything, it's not clear what happens to the remaining $36. It is now in ontological limbo.

Ross_Varn attempts to move three spaces, but rolls a 5 and moves five spaces instead. He is on Public Square 5.

[stubby]

-wearing a scarf with the tartan of the Black Watch
-proposing that Blitzen is a non-player entity until the user Blitzen decides to play, and is now resurrected.
-wants to build a snow fort

Very good. Approved as rule 76 modifying the Blitzen rule.

Elmagnifico stays on Gummi Wangs and builds a snow fort. A snow fort costs twice as much as a shop, so the cost of a snow fort on square 12 is $(2 x (12 + 20)) or $64. Elmagnifico pays the $64 and receives another set of legal documents. He has $85 remaining and two sets of legal documents.

The snow fort doubles the defenses of square 12, and can be used to produce Snowtroopers, although there are currently no rules for how they are produced exactly or what their stats for moving and pillaging would be.

[Just to be clear you mean when a zombie is killed by a shot gun they are dead and lose all property.

The player of the zombie can start a fresh character with normal starting stats. I think thats it. ]

Warhead is agreeing with Tzan.

Warhead is also wearing Power Armour

Good, that's how I'll interpret it then.

Kiemaster is wearing:A spotty hat.

Kiemaster proposes the rule:If all members die and turn into zombies then a nuke is sent meaning the game ends and everyone loses.Unless one of the players can reach to mordor to stop the nuke.

Kiemaster will:Do all he can to get to the gatekeeper.

Approved as rule 77 modifying the Undead Zombies rule.

Kiemaster continues trying to reach OneEye589 on space 15. He rolls a 2 and moves forward to square 12, "Gummi Wangs." This is an improved space owned by Elmagnifico, so kiemaster has no encounter here.

Updated rules and board will be posted as soon as I finish making a snow fortress icon.

[stubby]

Updated:
Nomopoly Board
Nomopoly Rules

[Tzan]

[Elmagnifico's build cost is wrong. (His orders are wrong too, it was supposed to fix that third person thing )

The cost of a shop is 10 not 20.
The only reason I mention this of course is because I'll be building one soon.

Minimum price is 1/10th of the max price (0-99 min = 5, 100=199 min= 15, etc.)

The cost of an Improvement is equal to the space number plus the cost of the type of Improvement. Shops and Automats currently cost the space's minimum item price x2 (currently 10 in the 0-99 zone)

Cost of a shop is 10
5x2 =10

Its very complicated now with all the rules.
I don't envy Stubby in loo. ]

[Elmagnifico]

[now fixing third-person thing. I'm going to post this in third person though, for no particular reason]

Elmagnifico:

-is wearing socks the same color as his hair, laptop and carpet, as well as a sticky nerf dart on his spectacles.

-is proposing that "the kitty" is actually a complex anti-lawyer from another universe. This anti-lawyer does not exist on the board, and whenever he takes money from a player by having their money move towards him, he is in fact extracting anti-money. Because subtracting a negative results in a positive, the anti-lawyer actually pays you ten dollars for each time you post a coherent first-person modification.

tl;dr: You now get ten dollars for posting a proposal that Stubby can understand. The above has been worded so that it changes the outcome of Warhead's posting without actually trying to supersede it.

-wants to move backwards to square eleven and buy it from the now-deceased Warhead.

[stubby]

[Elmagnifico's build cost is wrong. (His orders are wrong too, it was supposed to fix that third person thing )

The cost of a shop is 10 not 20.

son of a

This'd be a lot easier if you guys wrote your rules in english. SOMEBODY wrote, in the shop pricing section, that the minimum item price is currently 10 in the 0-99 zone.

[Rody]

rody is wearing pants
rody proposes that snowmen will keep on being called snowmen, they will also grow stronger with each battle that they survive. (+1 skill per battle that they survive)
he still tries to eat brains and build a snowman(or is it a dimmy now?) at the end of my turn.

[Tzan]

SOMEBODY wrote, in the shop pricing section, that the minimum item price is currently 10 in the 0-99 zone.

[I was multiplying that for you. I'm so helpful .
So that 10 wasnt the min price it was the shop price. But rewrite so it makes sense to you.]

[OneEye589]

OneEye589 proposes the new rule that the word "Player" refers to the character on the board and that "Person" or "Poster" refers to a real person posting for said Players. Persons are only the people in real life who speak for the Players; the Players themselves propose new rules and take turns. The Person speaking for any Player is assumed to just be a medium so that the word of the Player can be heard by other Players and their respective Persons.

He is wearing a funny shoe.

He also suggests that rules 52, 71, 43, and 51 be changed accordingly.

OneEye589 claims the money in Square 13, moves back to that square, and gains one max health nom if he wins.

[kiemaster]

Kiemaster is wearing another spotty hat.

Kiemaster proposes the rule:The Space 101 will be called Mordors Older Brother and will bully Morder untill someone reaches mordor.

kiemaster will do what ever he can to get to the gatekeeper

[Magic Soap]

Soap is wearing a hat with spinny blades on the top.

I propose that a key must be found from Kiemaster's player's dead body to unlock the final square for public use. Kiemaster is treated as a Nomable monster.

Soap's player will once more try to build a Pr0n Faktory in the nearest free space.

[kiemaster]

Soap is wearing a hat with spinny blades on the top.

I propose that a key must be found from Kiemaster's player's dead body to unlock the final square for public use. Kiemaster is treated as a Nomable monster.

Soap's player will once more try to build a Pr0n Faktory in the nearest free space.

[ D: ]

[Magic Soap]

Nom Nom (Grabs cutlery and advances towards you)

[kiemaster]

Nom Nom (Grabs cutlery and advances towards you)

[runs away]