Paranoia

Post by **birdman** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:20 pm

So, you go down the stairs, with 501st somehow managing to drag his cart down with you. You enter into a vast arcade-like room, filled with video games, pr0n shops, and other delights. Nobody else is here, but you can hear something scuttling about in a hallway at the far end of the room, though you can't see anything.
What do?

Post by **501stCadians** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:06 am

Start Looting!

Try and find a TV to mount to the cart so i can watch pornos. Perhaps i can distract Foes!

*Foes see TV*
Foes: 0.0 How can she do that!?

Post by **Gorchek** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:50 am

I'll move up to the hallway to see what's in it. If I don't see anything, I'll just keep my gun ready to shoot anything that comes out.

d20: 2

Post by **kiemaster** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:10 pm

is there anyone who hasnt posted in awhile and i can take over????
it looks fun...

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:30 pm

Well, I'm strapping a 12" knobbler to my nut and chasing everybody about the place while shouting "Run! It's the cock monster!!!"

Joke, only kidding. Ok, instead I'll quietly nudge Kiemaster (who has obviously always been with our team) with the business end of my rifle and indicate to him by way of jerking my head that I want him to go check out the most probably fatal rustling at the back of the dark shop or I'll fill him full of lead. Keep an eye on him and see what happens.

Post by **kiemaster** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:45 pm

i think for a second "meh" i shrug and run to were the rustling is

(just incase d20 = 9 )

Post by **birdman** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:15 pm

@501st: How many tv's do you want? There's like 50.
@Gorchek: You see a flicker of a neon pink jumpsuit.
@Warhead. Ok.
@Kiemaster: You see a guy in a neon pink jumpsuit. He looks unhappy and is squinting.

Also, DR. VLAD OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE.

Post by **kiemaster** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:22 pm

return to warhead and tell him about the guy in a neon pink jumpsuit
also look or a wepon of some sort cos i don't think i got any

(d20 roll=11)

Post by **birdman** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:56 pm

Nah, you have all of Dr. Vlad's old stuff. I'll send you his PM.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:46 pm

Damn, there goes my "here have this knife" joke! Grrr...

Neon Pink overalls huh... stealthy. I guess I might get away with shooting Nightwatchman and just claim I didn't know it was him... oh, wait.

Ok, I'll shout over. Hello'der Nightwatchman, why didn't you just take the stairs dude? And where's Arkbrik?

Post by **birdman** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:51 pm

AND THEN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, arkbrik walks out from the stairs looking extremely confused, with night-vision goggles on his face and a eerie blue glow surrounding him. Make a d20 roll to see if you know what the glow is.

Post by **kiemaster** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:02 pm

l take out my hacksaw and cut the basterd 9

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:11 pm

Rolled a lucky 7

Give Kiemaster a dog biscuit and tell him what a good doggy he is and then tell him if he doesn't want to end up getting fixed he'd better put the hacksaw away. Carpentry and general DIY makes me nervous...

Post by **birdman** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:13 pm

You aren't sure, but you think it might have come from a teleporter. And I'm going to pretend I didn't see kiemaster say that.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:17 pm

Ooo, teleporter. Nice. Fuckin' Picks!