Paranoia

Post by **birdman** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:05 pm

Erm, you aren't able to find auto-targeting software. Or any automatic weapons. There's a starting pistol, though, if you're interested in that.
Also, you manage to fix the TV to your thing and get it working. Everyone roll a d20.

Post by **Warhead** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:10 pm

4

Post by **birdman** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:30 pm

Everything seems fine.

Post by **kiemaster** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:49 pm

i got 6

Post by **Arkbrik** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:36 am

I roll 9.

Post by **birdman** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:06 pm

Still nothing.
So, 501st, you want to take anything else or can I get the next cycle rolling already?

Post by **501stCadians** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:59 pm

[Sorry. I yelled at my dad and punched him in the face, and got grounded. He wouldn't let me try Whiskey. Bastard.]

Search for Semi-Automatic weapons, then move on.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:09 pm

You're look like 10 or something!

If you were Mini-Warhead I'd tell you...

Whiskey isney fur you the neu! First wumin then whiskey. You land a babe that isney kin and get her nud and randy then you can have a shot of the ambrosia, not until. Just remember, if you go fornicatin' before yar time I'll cut it aff! Now finish killin' stuff and get ta bed an stope trying ta punch yar faither, yah lunky!

Post by **birdman** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:31 pm

The most powerful thing you can find is a revolver. It's in the bargain bin, and one of the cylinders looks like something blew up in it. But it comes with 1 free antimatter slug, so whatever.

Post by **kiemaster** » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:11 pm

i would like to look for a plank of wood with a nail in it
5

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:55 am

Post by **kiemaster** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:15 pm

Post by **birdman** » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:33 pm

Hold your goddamn horses. Update goes up tomorrow.

Post by **birdman** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:55 pm

I lied. Game is suspended for the time being, but I'm not cancelling on you guys.

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:06 pm

Everything ok with you Birdman? You ain't been by lately... you haven't... become all matured have yah?!?