Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

Post by Scratch » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:40 am

My only regret is that I won't live to see this get the oscar it deserves. :(
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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

Post by Zupponn » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:47 am

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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

Post by Theblackdog » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:56 am

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I laughed, and I cried. Truly this is a tale of the ages.
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Post by Natalya » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:59 am

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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

Post by The Shadowscythe » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:54 am

Y u fite me silva?

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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

Post by Kommander Ken » Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:33 am

That was epic, Silva. Truly a masterpiece of the century.

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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

Post by Tzan » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:07 pm

I like how the gang was completely ignoring the epic unexplained battle behind them. :D

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Post by Duerer » Sun Mar 01, 2015 1:39 pm

Truly awesome, man. You probably outdid most of your previous stuff with that one. :tiger:
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Post by loafofcheese » Sun Mar 01, 2015 4:09 pm

Absolutely sublime.
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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

Post by Vami IV » Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:19 pm

3000/10 Silva!

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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

Post by Brikguy0410 » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:16 pm

so to recap: silva and overwatch were reunited, im pretty sure scythe is dead, and the czat decided to revive all the old members.
oh yea ,so also it turns out it turns out quantamsurfer is jesus (not very supprising)

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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

Post by Silverdream » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:09 am

Thanks everyone!
Tzan wrote:I like how the gang was completely ignoring the epic unexplained battle behind them. :D
Yeah, it's a commentary on how talking and communication is actually more effective than fighting. What's important is the character development, and the action, while entertaining takes a backseat to this. I've always been about this, as you can tell from all my past soap operas and stories. Most QS fights devolve into seesaw battles too, so it also develops the setting. It amazes me how good I can write when I don't try. I think I'll write up a FAQ for beginning writers like mgb.
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