All's Fair in Love and War

[The Shadowscythe]

... Someone must fap to this.

I nominate dilanski.

EDIT - WHICH FUCKING COCKWOMBLE DELETED OVERWATCHES POST?! TWAS COMEDY GOLD!

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This, dilanski must fap to this. Forthwith.

[Scratch]

Overwatch deleted it himself, to speed the posting of new stuff, it's all done in shady backroom chat dealings.

[Zahru II]

Thread gets sticky'd for dakimakura

[Overwatch_Elite]

http://puu.sh/atu5U/14281c9bca.png

I've broken this family apart

[cleanupcrew]

Colette: I contrived this universe as a fascinating little experiment. Do you share a similar appraisal?
Overwatch: This place is boring as fuck. You really have no creativity.


Overwatch: I, on the other hand, have lots of imagination and ingenuity. That is the spirit of the quantumsurfer—to create new things, whether they obey your dumb laws or not.


Overwatch: What the?
Colette: That little trick won’t suffice here. Trying to summon lusus naturae to fight for you, you truly are lamentable. Why not work within the rules? Bounds on the untamed expanse of creativity can paradoxically ferment it.


Colette: Even better, why not use the rules themselves?
Overwatch: What have you done to me? Why can’t I use my powers to fight you?
Colette: You should have learned of my capabilities when I last vanquished you. We will fight on a fair and level field, dictated by a strict and carefully formulated set of axioms. In that vein...


Overwatch: Do you realize what you’re doing? That bottle...


Colette: I am fully aware of my current actions, Overwatch.


Colette: A fine vintage Bordeaux, flavored with another Quantumsurfer. By inductive logic, I should be capable of outmaneuvering you solo. Nonetheless, why not exploit a given advantage?


Vami IV: Eugh...where am I?


Vami IV: Is that...Colette? What are you doing here?
Colette: We’re going to forcibly discontinue the relationship between Overwatch and Silvadream. Would you favor joining me?
Vami IV: Those doublecrossing bastards? Gladly! I’ll prove my worth to you!


Colette: Very well then. Let us enter combat like civilized quantumsurfers. Overwatch, care for a game of chess? You know how to play, right? How the pieces move, how they capture...


Silvadream: Y the fuck can't i move?
Colette: Silvadream, your plight is comical. This is a universe bound by an impeccable set of statutes. It isn’t like one of Overwatch’s universes where one can do anything it pleases.
Silvadream: U skank.


Overwatch: I will not lose to you Colette. Though you may have stripped us of our powers and imagination, I can still surpass you in a straight match of wits.

[Scratch]

Ultra-Quantumsurfer Wizard chess match go!

[Kommander Ken]

Well, they're fucked.

[loafofcheese]

Cue Deus ex machina, turns out chess is just a meta form of brikwars.

[Zahru II]

Still hoping this'll happen:

[Zupponn]

Still hoping this'll happen:

This needs to be how this ends.

This seriously needs to be how this ends.

[stubby]

I hope it goes like this

[Scratch]

This is making me want to make Carpatian Armies for Prospit and Derse again. The Eternal Brikwar.

[Quantumsurfer]

I hope it goes like this

Yeah. Yeah, that, because it's one of the best things I've seen in awhile.

[BFenix]

I hope it goes like this

Yeah. Yeah, that, because it's one of the best things I've seen in awhile.

[Silverdream]

This is where I think the chess game is going:

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