The last marine decides to abandon reason and rushes in to pilfer an arrow from the bone archer.
He then hurls it at Sakmuth, and much to everyone's surprise, the attack manages to hit the mummy! (-1 hp)
The dreadnaught moves in and mows down a skeleton just like any self-respecting mechanized killing machine would.
Castle Staff - piltogg
Lady Marion, in an attempt to keep civilians at bay, hops on the barricade in order to perform one of her famous dance solos!
Her plan of entertainment takes a different turn when it critically backfires and she ends up falling off instead.
Chuckles orients the ladder into a favorable position and mounts it. 'I got a bone to pick with you skeletons!'
Unfortunately he fails to do any harm.
Rest of the castle staff fights off the horde valiantly, but only take down 1 skeleton. Wilhelm successfully crashes 2 skeletons into eachother, disrupting them.
Civilians - Silent-sigfig
For some utterly fucked-up reason, Barry and the janitor kill lady Marion.
Crossbow guard gets tossed out and mobbed as well; thankfully the construction crew fails to do enough damage.
The rest try to reach Wilhelm; Trailblazer Tom attempts to whack his walkie-talkie at sir Lionmane; instead he ends up dropping it.
Rangers - Quantumsurfer
Rangers fall back and snipe down 2 skeletons.
Robo dog lunges itself at Sakmuth, but it doesn't accomplish much.
Sheriff Bo'Starr: 'So that wrapped urchin is the head honcho of this rabble?'
'How 'bout I show him some good ol' Perwar hospitality!'
The jeep crushes the bubblecar, destroying both - the explosion destroys the robo dog and busts off another hp from Sakmuth (down to its last).
Strike team Cobalt - Vami IV
Marines fall back - one of them losing 1 hp to free counters - and fire at the skeletons, taking down 1.
'Yeee-haw!'
The biker marine, being the huge showoff he is, arrives in style, but fails to hit anything.
Sakmuth the 27th - Scratch
Sakmuth emerges from the fire, revealing himself to be...
... THE OMNITON! "FOOLISH MORTALS! CONSIDER YOURSELF ROYALLY BONED!"
Sakmuth moves up and commands the sand against the dreadnaught.
Sand feeds itself into the missile rack and causes it to explode (-1 hp).
Bone archer and anubis statue deal 1 hp damage to the granite marine.
The rest of the skeletons take down 1 cobalt marine, the halbeard guard and even poor Sir Rupert himself! Today is a sad day for the franchise; surgically enhanced facsimile actors and actresses throughout Perwar should expect pamphlets of condolences sent by higher ups of the company for sure.
Overview and kills:
Silent-sigfig - 1
piltogg - 3
Vami IV - 4
lawmaster - 3
Quantumsurfer - 2
Scratch - 6
Send orders for turn 5!
