The Brikwars Christmahannukwanzanlia Carol

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In the spirit of Christmahannukwanzanalia (christmas-hannuka-kwanza-saturnalia, for all you dyslexic folks out there), a Carol was composed in the winter times of G.R. 2,010 by the assorted members of the forum, and it goes a little something like this:


On the first day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: A rules book from Stubby!


On the second day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: Two tanks in Bricks, and a rules book from Stubby!


On the third day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: Three BIG SHIPs, two tanks in Bricks, and a rules book from Stubby!


On the fourth day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: Four dudes in chat, three BIG SHIPs, two tanks in Bricks, and a rules book from Stubby!


On the fifth day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: Five COOL DREAD NAUGHTS, four dudes in chat, three BIG SHIPs, two tanks in Bricks, and a rules book from Stubby!


Now, here comes Warhead, and here comes Stubby, and I don't know so please don't ask me, but I can tell they've got some epic shit to sho-o-ow


On the sixth day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: Six guns]] from Badger, five COOL DREAD NAUGHTS, four dudes in chat, three BIG SHIPs, two tanks in Bricks, and a rules book from Stubby!


On the seventh day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: Seven banned shitgoats, six guns from Badger, five COOL DREAD NAUGHTS, four dudes in chat, three BIG SHIPs, two tanks in Bricks, and a rules book from Stubby!


On the eighth day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: Eight new armies, seven banned shitgoats, six guns from Badger, five COOL DREAD NAUGHTS, four dudes in chat, three BIG SHIPs, two tanks in Bricks, and a rules book from Stubby!


On the ninth day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: Nine dicks from Tarren, eight new armies, seven banned shitgoats, six guns from Badger, five COOL DREAD NAUGHTS, four dudes in chat, three BIG SHIPs, two tanks in Bricks, and a rules book from Stubby!


On the tenth day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: Ten Forum Battles, nine dicks from Tarren, eight new armies, seven banned shitgoats, six guns from Badger, five COOL DREAD NAUGHTS, four dudes in chat, three BIG SHIPs, two tanks in Bricks, and a rules book from Stubby!


On the eleventh day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: Eleven battle reports, ten forum battles, nine dicks from Tarren, eight new armies, seven banned shitgoats, six guns from Badger, five COOL DREAD NAUGHTS, four dudes in chat, three BIG SHIPs, two tanks in Bricks, and a rules book from Stubby!


On the twelfth day of Christmas, Brikwars gave to me: Twelve lulzy posts, eleven battle reports, ten forum battles, nine dicks from Tarren, eight new armies, seven banned shitgoats, six guns from Badger, five COOL DREAD NAUGHTS, four dudes in chat, three BIG SHIPs, two tanks in Bricks, and a rules book from Stubby!


Merry Christ-Kwanzaa-Hanukka-Saturnalia-Giftday-mas, Brikwars.