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| − | Bozons, the so-called "Clown Particles," are mythikal [[Farce]]-carrying particles proposed by theo-heretikal [[farsicists]] in an attempt to reconcile the absurdative effects of [[ABS]] with the universal Farce.
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| − | Proving the existence of Bozons is enormously difficult, as though the laws of physiks itself were [[troll]]ing BrikVerse scientists. The most advanced research is conducted by [[SpaceMan]] scientists using Large HateTron Colliders to smash inhabited planets together at near-lightspeed in the hope of creating a humorous event concentrated enough to finally provide evidence of their existence.
| + | Bozons, the so-called "Clown Particles," are mythikal [[Farce]]-carrying particles proposed by theo-heretikal [[farsicists]] in an attempt to reconcile the absurdative effects of [[ABS]] with the universal Farce. While the scientific community at large insists that it has completed their Theory of Everything, these farcisists disregard them anyway as mad scientists, joining forces with those who try to square circles. |
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| − | ''(Note: the rest of this article seems to have been written about bosons, missing the nature of the bozon joke entirely. If someone wants to replace all these forces with Farces, go ahead, but otherwise this should be moved or deleted.)''
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| − | Bozons are an important element of particle physics and the force-carriers in the brikverse- in particular, they are distinct from the other type of particle, the fermions that make up ABS matter.
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| − | Bozons are governed by laws created by the famous Einstein and his Scythian collaborator Boze. One could say they are the enforcers of science’s laws, mediating the fundamental forces such as gravity and light that all other forces derive from. Bozons also have an additional interesting property of attracting prestigious Nobel Prizes upon their discovery, leading to particle physicists around the brikverse to consider them serious business and invest millions of dollars and years of research just to find one specimen of a new type. These bozons are often found by smashing together the tiniest pieces of ABS the brikverse has to offer at extremely high energies- akin to stacking lego plates on top of each other and then smashing these stacks together in an attempt to isolate a plate in the center of a stack.
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| − | Since then various scientists have discovered seven elementary bozons, each mediating a different force.
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| − | '''Photons'''
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| − | Force: Electromagnetism (light and magnets)
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| − | Discoverer: Einstein
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| − | Example Uses: Laser guns, beamswords, railguns, maglev trains
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| − | '''Gluons'''
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| − | Force: Strong Nuklear Force (holds atomic nuclei and hadrons together)
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| − | Discoverer: Akkadian Lepton-Isospin Collider Experiment (ALICE)
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| − | Example Uses: Nuklear options
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| − | '''W & Z Bozons'''
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| − | Force: Weak Nuklear Force (changes quark flavor)
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| − | Discoverer: Trattorian Soledad Fermion Super-Collider (SFSC) Experiment
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| − | Example Uses: Radioactive dirty bombs, nuklear fusion
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| − | '''Higgs Bozon'''
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| − | Force: Higgs Field (gives mass to everything)
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| − | Discoverer: Trattorian SFSC Experiment
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| − | Example Uses: Higgs Cannons, mass effect fields
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| − | '''Gravitons'''
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| − | Force: Gravity
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| − | Discoverer: Trattorian SFSC Experiment
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| − | Examples Uses: Gravity guns, black-hole torpedoes, anti-gravity drives
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| − | '''Liang’s Bozon'''
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| − | Force: Classified by Trattorian military
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| − | Discoverer: Trattorian SFSC Experiment
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| − | Example Uses: Classified, time travel?
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| − | While there are other types of bozons, these seven are the fundamental force-carriers and therefore the other bozons are of little consequence to anyone except unfortunate students taking AP Physics. Particularly, the photon, gluon, and W/Z bosons are classified especially as gauge bozons.
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| − | ''An example of a particle collision spewing bozons''
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"Bozon: The Farce-Carrying Clown Partikle," original printing
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Yeah, because one of those days I will, like, totally find the bozon, and then those phizzisists will like, totally shower me in bitches and shit
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Bozons, the so-called "Clown Particles," are mythikal Farce-carrying particles proposed by theo-heretikal farsicists in an attempt to reconcile the absurdative effects of ABS with the universal Farce. While the scientific community at large insists that it has completed their Theory of Everything, these farcisists disregard them anyway as mad scientists, joining forces with those who try to square circles.
Proving the existence of Bozons is enormously difficult, as though the laws of physiks itself were trolling BrikVerse scientists. The most advanced research is conducted by mad SpaceMan scientists using Large HateTron Colliders to smash inhabited planets together at near-lightspeed in the hope of creating a humorous event concentrated enough to finally provide evidence of their existence and make a laughingstock of all those arrogant Nobel-winning actual physicists.
