Shit Natalya Has Done

• Roller Derby
• Cosplay
• Own Website
• Been to Europe
• Coolest Car because of customization
• Permanent Nerve Damage from surgery and a cuncussion one time
• University degree
• Run over by a horse
• Sleep deprivation for about 10 years
• Rode my bicycle 50 miles when I was 14
• Programmed and then sold working copies of a mod for a videogame all by myself
• 120 stars on Super Mario 64 eff yea
• Driven cross-country, also driven to Canada and back multiple times
• Ran from the cops and didn't get caught
• Worked in a pr0n store, a warehouse, a factory, a non-profit, an office, a grocery store, and a drive-thru
• Talked to moot
• Protested against Scientology, went inside one of their places and trolled them hard
• Rollerskated in a parade wearing my Haruko outfit, had picture taken and stuff people were like "Fooley Cooley!!" Parade had nothing to do with anime
• Was staff at an anime convention, took wheelchair around and did wheelies in it
• Knocked some kids' braces out by throwing him into a chain-link fence in kindergarten, he was older and bigger than me
• Said a kid was mean in front of his parents and the whole class and my teacher when everyone was going around supposed to say a compliment because he was a douche
• Have actually dated people unlike half the people here
• Don't live with my mom
• Walked on a glacier
• Made some crappy techno songs
• Became good at baking pies
• PTSD
• Made rocket fuel and launched a rocket, had 3 failed launch attempts too lol
• Built a tower for no reason which is about 18 feet tall
• Called 911 a couple times
• Been to over 30 states, 4 provinces in Canada