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AIC is one of the largest insurance companies in the [[Nehellium Galaxy]], offering services ranging from property casualty insurance, life and retirement insurance, galactic capital markets, and direct investment. It has profited from the ever-expanding galactic life and property insurance sector, a demand unceasingly fueled by the galaxy's wars and violence. Due to the constant risks posed from just living as a [[minifig]] in the BrikVerse, AIC charges exorbitantly for its policies and will fraudulently deny as many claims as it can get away with it. | AIC is one of the largest insurance companies in the [[Nehellium Galaxy]], offering services ranging from property casualty insurance, life and retirement insurance, galactic capital markets, and direct investment. It has profited from the ever-expanding galactic life and property insurance sector, a demand unceasingly fueled by the galaxy's wars and violence. Due to the constant risks posed from just living as a [[minifig]] in the BrikVerse, AIC charges exorbitantly for its policies and will fraudulently deny as many claims as it can get away with it. | ||
| − | Its expansion into the corporate default insurance market ended in disaster during the [[2004 BrikVerse Financial Krisis]], after which the USA government was forced to bail it out. | + | Its expansion into the corporate default insurance market ended in disaster during the [[2004 BrikVerse Financial Krisis]], when [[Goldman Sucks]] nearly bankrupted it with several clever trades, after which the USA government was forced to bail it out. |
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Revision as of 04:17, 7 June 2018
| Distinctions: | Fortune 666 |
| CEO: | Bob Benmush |
| Country: | United Systems Alliance |
| Website: | www.aic.com |
| ▲ NYSE: AIC | 56.00 +0.39 (0.70%) |
"We know dosh."
The BrikVerse is a chaotic place, full of random death and destruction. At Alliance International Corporation, we're aware of this constant danger to your life and possessions. That's why we offer you the security and the power to impose stability on this wild BrikVerse. You can rest assured at night knowing that AIC will protect you.
AIC is one of the largest insurance companies in the Nehellium Galaxy, offering services ranging from property casualty insurance, life and retirement insurance, galactic capital markets, and direct investment. It has profited from the ever-expanding galactic life and property insurance sector, a demand unceasingly fueled by the galaxy's wars and violence. Due to the constant risks posed from just living as a minifig in the BrikVerse, AIC charges exorbitantly for its policies and will fraudulently deny as many claims as it can get away with it.
Its expansion into the corporate default insurance market ended in disaster during the 2004 BrikVerse Financial Krisis, when Goldman Sucks nearly bankrupted it with several clever trades, after which the USA government was forced to bail it out.
| Key Financials | (Amount) | (% change) |
| Revenues: | $68.7 trillion | -2.1% |
| Profits: | $9.09 trillion | 164.3% |
| Total Assets: | $541.3 trillion | |
| Total Shareholder Equity: | $100.5 trillion | |
| Market Value: | $73.2 trillion |
