Monsatan Company
| Distinctions: | Fortune 666 |
| CEO: | Dr. Yin |
| Country: | Meritocratic Republic of Trattoria |
| Website: | www.monsatan.tr |
| ▼ TRX: MON | 118.17 -1.10 (-0.92%) |
"Growth for a better galaxy"
The Monsatan Company is the galactic leader in genetically modified crops and organisms as well as pesticides and other chemicals.
Founded in G.R. 1901 as a chemicals company, Monsatan has had an illustrious corporate history. A pioneer in biotechnology, Monsatan obtained and maintains numerous patents on genetic modification and chemicals and diligently upholds its intellectual property. Monsatan has not only revolutionized agriculture, but the very life of the cycle of crop plants. Monsatan seeds are resistant to all pesticides that would kill all other living things, even undiluted fluoroantimonic acid (another Monsatan product). Furthermore, their durability extends to natural conditions as well- Iceworlders use Monsatan seeds to farm even in the unforgiving, barren, laser-freezing Iceworld environment. In exchange, farmers saving Monsatan seeds to reuse for next year's harvest, as they have done for thousands of G.R.'s, will be harassed by Monsatan's agents and prosecuted in court for patent infringement (not that it matters- Monsatan seeds are sterile thanks to terminator genes). Even if the seeds accidentally blew into their fields...or happened to be dropped by Monsatan agents. The Monsatan Company values its intellectual property.
Monsatan is also in the business of chemical synthesis and production. Some of its notable products include:
- Indestructible plastic polymer that happens to be toxic
- The sweetest sugar compound ever synthesized, that happens to be carcinogenic
- Agent Transparent Orange, a potent chemical weapon and defoliator made from ground OT particles and deployed often by the USA military.
- Bovine Growth Serum that fattens and enlarges livestock animals, made from the hormones of T-Rexes and other dinosaurs and cultured in peach STD bacteria.
- SquareUp, a pesticide consisting of undiluted fluoroantimonic acid. The latter is one of the strongest acids in existence with a pH of -31.3 and will be guaranteed to wipe out any encroaching life trying to infest your Monsatan seeds while leaving your crops intact.
Monsatan was recently found to be dumping carcinogenic pollutants into planetary oceans in third-world star nations and responded to the controversy by declaring "We can't afford to lose one dollar of business." This boldness and dedication towards profit inspired Trattorian investors and Monsatan stock rallied. Monsatan has lobbied various governments to protect genetically modified organisms, and has actually made efforts to outlaw natural and organic food on the basis of possible spread of disease. One of its greatest lobbying successes was a passage of a law in the USA preventing USA courts from prosecuting Monsatan for any harmful health effects of their agricultural products.
Dr. Yin has promised expansion of Monsatan's operations and adoption of Monsatan seeds across the BrikVerse. She has begun a company initiative to file a patent on pigs.
| Key Financials | (Amount) | (% change) |
| Revenues: | ₮14.4 trillion | 10.0% |
| Profits: | ₮2.41 trillion | 21.4% |
| Total Assets: | ₮20.0 trillion | |
| Total Shareholder Equity: | ₮12.2 trillion | |
| Market Value: | ₮57.9 trillion |
