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The Mighty Pesgores of Lisboa

The Mighty Pesgores of Lisboa claims to be the founder of the Triangular faith, a.k.a. The Geometric Cult of Doom. This claim remains unchallenged by the mysterious The Wizard, whom history records as the actual founder of this religion.

Most BrikWarriors agree that he is one of the best Battle Reporters ever, losing only to Moronstudios (who deserves the title, completely).

Pesgores is respected by his Triangleists, but however, every non-Triangleist hates him. But who cares, he is the TRIANGULAR POPE. Pesgores hates those who fight on battlefields without baseplates. He occasionally tries to fool people into thinking otherwise by saying "I loved this battle", but everyone knows he's lying.

He has a lot of names:

-Pedro Godinho

-Pag

-Pesgores

-BobaFett95

-Pezzy

-The Cute Little Portuguese Kid

-Pope of Angularity

-Triangle Meister

-God (in his own mind)

-Persogores

He is also the President of Godovia, a small state where the predominant religion is Triangleism.

He named the concept of Cowvalry, during R. 2,009.