A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 4

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A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 4

Postby Arkbrik » Wed May 23, 2012 11:00 am

The Immortal Empire - Warhead and Warhead sphincter - Falk (combined turn)

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"Maniac beer! Let's go!"

"Right, just got to deal with those traitors."

*click*

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Warhead remotely drops the InfinityBubble protecting the traitor escort's black hole drive, and -

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- schlurp -

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The Immortal cruiser docks with the space station...

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...and Warhead & Warhead boards it.

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"Cheers."

"May the best Warhead win."

A.N.U.S. - Silverdream

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Margaret Heep tries to make Raskolnikov's soldiers see reason.

"The A.N.U.S. is an excellent workplace for up and coming soldiers such as yourselves. We give guaranteed raises every five years, and if you work hard there is always a promotion waiting for you."

"Ha! Vergilius Raskolnikov is the best employer in the universe! Just this week our chocolate ration was increased to fifteen grams!"

"Uh, wasn't it twenty grams last week?"

"I remember no such thing."

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"Why do I even bother..."

Pirates - KittywithLEGO

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Suddenly, Rodrigo Palo's honed sailor nose notices something.

"I... I smell something beautiful on the breeze, mates..."

"Cap'n, we're in space. There be only vacuum here."

"I wouldn't think too much about that if I were you... anyway, I smell Maniac Beer!"

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"MANIAC BEER!"

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The Bloodstained Serpent sails forward thirstily.

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It goes up next to the space station.

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Troopers of Vergilius Raskolnikov and the Immortal Empire stand side by side, ready to repel anyone who would disturb their masters' binging.

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And here they come.

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Killing ensues.

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon

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The escort moves to attack the Immortal fighters, but misses them.

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Onboard said escort, the troops take down a A.N.U.S. soldier.

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Meanwhile, Raskolnikov is gulping down mug after mug of Maniac Beer... and he is starting to feel a little dizzy.

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He gets up to do something...

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...and falls over.

"Ha! God damn sissy can't take his drink!"

"It's you or me now... no big surprise."

Kills & Deaths

A.N.U.S. - Silverdream
Kills: 2/19
Ships left: 0/7
Units left: 2/3

Vergilius Raskolnikov - Apollyon
Kills: 6/19
Ships left: 2/4
Units left: 7/9

The Immortal Empire - Warhead
Kills: 6/19
Ships left: 5/5
Units left: 3/5

Warhead sphincter - Falk
Kills: 1/19
Units left: 1/1

Pirates - KittywithLEGO
Kills: 4/19
Ships left: 1/1
Units left: 6/10

Overviews

Space

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Space station - Inside

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Space station - Outside

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Vergilius Raskolnikov's escort

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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 4

Postby Falk » Wed May 23, 2012 1:37 pm

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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 4

Postby NapalmKing » Wed May 23, 2012 5:13 pm

Lol 1984 reference good job.
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 4

Postby BFenix » Wed May 23, 2012 7:33 pm

It's time we make this smiley :guinness: but with Maniac Beer. Because you can't cheer to the awesomest things with regular beer!
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 4

Postby Silverdream » Wed May 23, 2012 8:27 pm

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Ah jeez. Ah'm not doing well at this at all.
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 4

Postby Zupponn » Wed May 23, 2012 10:09 pm

Silverdream wrote:Image

Ah jeez. Ah'm not doing well at this at all.

I can see. Oh wait, I can't. :?

Anyways, the past few turns of this have been awesome. Keep it up!
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Re: A.N.U.S. Protocol Saves the Day - Turn 4

Postby Arkbrik » Sun May 27, 2012 11:29 am

Still needing orders from Silverdream.
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