Shatterpoint Turn 3

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Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Zahru II » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:07 am

Xalen - Bragallot

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Xalen's löwengard moved in and killed 3 skeletal archers.

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The cleric tries to cast harmful spells on the troll juggernaut, but fails.

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Xalen advances and tries to do some fire magic on the missile launcher.

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Alas, it fails. Xalen decides to drain some dead ork souls instead from the prev round.

Liana Crowclaw - Scratch

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Liana inspires to Storm Titan (feat, +1 action) who begins to spam lightning bolts. The first hits a necrolyte, but the others miss.

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The cleric promotes himself to a battle cleric by ransacking corpses for gear. I don't care who you are, but that's awesome.

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Other than that, Liana's army advances and engages the ghosts, but no blows are exchanged. The horseriding swordsman is donated to the knights.

Arthel Wolfsbane - heavyfishcannon

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Arthel gets on its feet and moves towards his remainder of crossbowmen. They're so amazed by the sheer willpower and badassery of Arthel, that they gain +1 skill.

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The crossbowmen fire a hail of bolts at the bone beast, which loses 1 hp. The storm titan moves onwards.

Majisto and Gallikronn - mgb519

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Majisto redirects the fire left by Beaky's fireball towards the last spear-skeletons, who all die.

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Gallikronn chucks the leftover sawblade arm at beaky.

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However it lands earlier and only kills a skeletal horse.

Drakhirri - Cytheran

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'In tough times like this, we have to make sacrifices. You're willing, Kurtz?'

Kurtz digs in his pocket and pulls out his last pennies.

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'Yes my liege.'

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Kurtz hurls his money to the ranks of the black orks, creating a short diversion during which the Drakhirri slip through and get close to the Hold.

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They are greeted with NPC crossbow fire and 2 of them dies.

Gork Steelhide - Zupponn

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The troll juggernaut would have gone on a rampage, but poor damage rolls got in the way.

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The cannontroll squashes one miner (after realizing he's out of firing range), while another one is shot down by the warmachine and a third one gets knocked out.

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Gork kicks away Blaze.

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The last berserker kills a crewman.

Ferdinand von Bragstein - Silent-sigfig

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That berserker is immediately shot down though.

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Von B and the last surviving crewman repurpose the trolley kart wreckage into a platform with some pretty massive front armor.

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The warmachines move onward, the dwarven one fires at Gork, however he's unscarred.

'Beaky' - Robot Monkey

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Beaky trudges through the battlefield, his mind fixated on its prey Arthel. Sadly he cannot reach it, not even with magic. *skill fumble*

The Black Centurion - Pwnerade

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The ork infantry advances, though they're pretty bad with damage, only killing one elven dawnrider.

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The centurion himself leaps into action-

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- and hijacks a horse.

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The Infernus belches fire at a Storm Titan, which loses 1 hitpoint.

Ezra von Bragstein

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The CG attempts to grab and munch a knight, but he critfails and ends up gnawing his fingers off (no, that's not healing; and it can only bash and belch now), it belches after that without much of success.

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The DW fires once again, but only one Runeknight dies, the others have colossal armor rolls.

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The necrotitan charges in and wounds Gallikronn (-1hp)

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Ezra is confused for a couple of minutes... (I'll pm you a backstory recap soonish Rev :D )

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However, he regains control over itself. His actions for this round are wasted tho.

Blaze Ironbreaker - lawmaster

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The Crimson Guard slay the cannontroll, while the miners burrow and dig onwards.

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The Ironguts hold the line and kill one orkboy.

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Blaze gets back on his feet and slashes Gork for one point of damage.

Apollyon

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The knights and swordsmen chip off another hp from the CG.

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Apollyon and the last 2 rk finally impact at the doomwailer, which suffers monstrous damage, yet still stands.

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That is until Apollyon grabs his hammer, leaps out of the saddle, and delivers the final blow, from which the deadly contraption (for the first time ever!) cracks and crumbles into a pile of wreckage.

Valeera Silverleaf - Silverdream

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Valeera shifts to melee and kills an ork, while the last dawnrider attacks the black centurion.

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Silver spears, backed up by longbowmen clash with the black orks and kill 4 while losing 2 elves.

Gragh the Bone Behemoth (Predator/npc this turn)

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Gargh and the ghosts attack the swordsmen, but only kill the armored one.

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The Bone Beast attacks the crossbowmen and kills one.

Meanwhile, the Amplifier continues to power up...

Overview and kills:

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Apollyon 2
mgb519 7
Rev. Sylvanus 10
heavyfishcannon 4
Bragallot 10
Robot Monkey 2
Scratch 4
Silverdream 9
Cytheran 2
Predator 6
Zupponn 10
Silent-sigfig 7
lawmaster 2
Pwnerade 1

Send orders for Turn 4!
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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Bragallot » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:59 am

the leftover sawblade arm


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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:33 pm

I beat Silent Sigfig for kills? I never expected that to happen.
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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Bragallot » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:10 pm

It ain't over till the fat shaman screams.
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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Predator » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:32 pm

I thought I had sent orders lol I am so stupid sometimes.
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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Bragallot » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:40 pm

At least you're optimistic.
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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Scratch » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:43 pm

This was awesome except for the fact that I am not heavyfishcannon, :lol: Battle Cleric FTW!
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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Zahru II » Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:46 pm

oh fuck me, I'm so fixing that. Thanks!
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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Silverdream » Thu Sep 06, 2012 5:45 pm

Orders in, let's kick some ork ass!
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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Zupponn » Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:15 pm

My troops are going to die, but at least they will take as many enemies with them as possible.
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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Scratch » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:26 am

Is that Necrolyte dead or not? It was standing up in the same 'Shocked' position for the rest turn, and my kill count didn't go up. :?:
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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Predator » Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:52 pm

Bragallot wrote:At least you're optimistic.

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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Zahru II » Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:42 pm

Scratch wrote:Is that Necrolyte dead or not? It was standing up in the same 'Shocked' position for the rest turn, and my kill count didn't go up. :?:


Yup, it be dead. I think I've added it to your score, didn't I?

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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Scratch » Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:00 pm

My score is the same as last turn, last I checked, and hopefully this Banning doesn't mean he'll be late with orders again :wink:
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Re: Shatterpoint Turn 3

Postby Apollyon » Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:37 pm

I wanted to destroy that DoomWhailer thing ever since it first appeared. But... what now?
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