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Postby Scratch » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:01 pm

House Lowtower, the well-known lords of the Great Swamp, may have been on the slightly poorer side for rulderdom. That never did anything to quash their massive Brikwarsian egos, however, and least of all during their trade season. The Trade Fair, put on by their lowly subjects, was their masterpiece.

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People from miles and miles around came together at this outpost (the last truly safe point before the Great Swamp's deadly marshes began) to barter.

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Since coinage and paper money had yet to be popularized among the peasantry, they made do with whatever they had to buy goods. This year, it was rabbits.

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The heir to the Lowtower, Peter, presides over the proceedings, his family shield leaning against the wall.

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This small keep contains this years tribute to the crown, mainly supplies from the Marsh Mines, guarded by a ranger of Thorolund and a couple soldiers of the Dragon.

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The Butcher prepares the goods for an eager customer, while a poor boy is forced to hold the day's exchange rate for hours on end.

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Some lounge with a tree, one hiding a carrot for some reason.

All seems to be going well...

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until a party of Moor'ed orks decided to show up and ruin the fun. The orks have long neighbored and long clashed with House Lowtower. After finding out that House Lowtower's stock of fighters had suddenly been decreased by the Great Marshaling, they decided that this was their year to really mess with the poor denizens of the fair.

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And because it's Brikwars, a rogue war party of Battle Jesters, Subjuggulators, Bloody Mummers, and all around wild cards, chose to raid House Lowtower's outpost for this year’s tribute the same day, totally oblivious of anything else mentioned in this post.

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The shit* is mere millimeters from the fan.

*it's bunny shit

TEAMS

Lowtower Defenders 1 hero (Peter Lowtower), 1 officer, 2 guards. Allied perminantly with the Civilians
Objective: Protect the Keep and the Tribute. Secondary: Keep the heir alive, help the peasants.
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Useless Civilians 1 hero, (The Butcher), 14 useless bastards. Allied with Lowtower
Objective: Protect the food, Survive. Secondary: Help Lowtower.
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Ork Raiders 1 officer, 4 forge workers.
Objective: Steal or distroy the food in the market area. Secondary: Loot the Keep.
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Battle Jesters 1 hero (the Black Codpiece) 5 battle jesters. Not allied, not able to ally.
Objective: Loot the Keep. Secondary: Kill the civilians.
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Lowtower troops get a hero and 4 rangers as reinforcements on turn 3, orks get 1 hero reinforcements on turn 3.
Have at 'em!
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Postby Alex » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:12 pm

I'll take the battle jesters please.
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Postby aoffan23 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:59 pm

I will take whichever secret faction has more potential for hilarity.
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Postby Zahru II » Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:37 am

I'll grab the orks if they're still available.
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Postby Silverdream » Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:54 am

Secret faction 2 please.
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Postby lawmaster » Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:58 am

Useless Civilians
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Postby Germanico » Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:29 am

If anything is avaible i take it!
Oke the defenders for me pls!
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Anything left? I'll take whatever.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:57 pm

I love those Battle Jesters, great idea and the mini-figs look great. :guinness:
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Postby Scratch » Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:42 pm

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Postby Kalvinator » Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:53 pm

I is too late... sad face. :(
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Postby Scratch » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:12 pm

Don't worry too much, when the story act is called, "The Five", it shouldn't be hard to tell how many battles are going to be in this series. :wink:
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Postby Zupponn » Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:31 am

Scratch wrote:Don't worry too much, when the story act is called, "The Five", it shouldn't be hard to tell how many battles are going to be in this series. :wink:

12?
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Postby Germanico » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:33 am

Ill try to play the lowtower guys as often as possible
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Postby Predator » Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:49 am

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