Comrade JAM: Alright guys, my intel tells me that they out number us about 10 to 1, but what they don't have is our tenacity or badassery. Badassery stands for a lot, am I right?
Domina: No, you're wrong, you're an idiot and you should stop speaking.
Comrade JAM: Domina, just cuz we're on again-off again lovers gives you no right to speak to me like that, I'm your damn leader!
Domina: *whispers* We'll see for how long...
Comrade JAM: What?!
Domina: I said "fine."
Comrade JAM: Good, so no more bullshit outbursts, if you don't have something constructive to say then keep your damn mouth shut.
Comrade JAM: I'm thinking we need to take another crack at questioning our prisoner. It won't be long before he just dies on us like a little bitch, so we need to question the shit out of him.
Comrade JAM: Open the cell!
Jonah Hex: Alright, boss.
Comrade JAM: Okay you snot dripping starfish fucker, tell me your plans and I'll end your suffering right now.
Dalek: I will tell you the Dalek plans, I tell you because it makes absolutely no difference if you know or not. You cannot stop the Daleks! An invasion force will be here in three space days. While captured I have signaled my location to the rest of the Daleks. I have had time to study the weaknesses in your defenses and this will be your end, Comrade JAM! We shall... EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!
Comrade JAM: ...weaknesses, we have no weaknesses, stupid Dalek. Let your invasion force come!
BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!
Domina: Seriously Comrade, as the intel says, we're outnumbered, shouldn't we retreat?
Comrade JAM: Just listen to yourself... RETREAT?!?!?!! I don't know the meaning of the word!!!
Domina: ...idiot.
Billy: I'll follow you 'til the end, Comrade, if you say we can do this, then we can.
Comrade JAM: Good attitude Billy, I'm counting on you to get the troops all jacked and ready for battle.
Billy: That's what I'm here for.
Comrade JAM: Rad.
..... 
