Charlotte Grahame-Smith - Warhead
The dinghy reaches the beach and Charlotte and her friends goes onboard.
They start rowing back to the Bloodstained Serpent, but the journey is too slow for Charlotte's liking.
She launches herself up to the helm with a blast of magic.
Charlotte and the skeleton open fire at the Dimmies...
...but miss.
Another skeleton runs up from the cannon deck to face the Dimmies.
Sword meets flag as he engages the Dimmy Hero, but neither of them can hit the other.
Denizens of the Deep - Lt. Krus
Miami Shark swims past the rowing undead.
It heads for the Dimmies...
CRUNCH!
The Dimmy is no more.
The other sea beasts attack the undead, but can't hit them.
Pirates - Bragallot
The last soldier in the corner is cut down.
The other pirate grabs the tank...
...and Rodrigo's hat!
"Arrgh! I be the new cap'n now!"
She celebrates by shooting down a horse.
These two pirates run towards their new captain, fruitlessly shooting at My Little penises.
My Little penises - gamey353
Open your eyes, I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open
When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame
Always, I want to be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony
Oh love!
The Spanish Inquisition - aoffan23
Angry at the loss of his prisoners, an Inquisitor shoots down the flamethrower soldier.
The Inquisitor Hero gets to work on a chunk of wall...
...constructing a raft!
He then shoots the leg off Vergilius' last soldier.
The Dimmies - naussica
The Dimmy Hero smashes the skeleton apart, and the way is open.
With childish giggles and evil howls the Dimmies storm aboard, creating ugly chunks of rainbow bricks across the deck.
Ninjas - Paco the Duck Ninja
The ninjas leap through the air...
...landing on the BURPmonster, and their masterful katana stabs wound it.
BURPmonster - RunsWithLegos
The Ninjas hang on for dear life as the enraged BURPmonster charges forward, straight into My Little penises.
Both are wounded in this collision of titans.
Vergilius Raskolnikov - Talarius
Alone and wounded, Vergilius last soldier shoots at the Inquisitor Hero. He misses.
The dead
Pirates
Units left: 4/23
Kills: 10/42
Vergilius Raskolnikov
Units left: 1/10+4
Kills: 8/42
Charlotte Grahame-Smith
Units left: 6/6+4
Kills: 9/42
My Little penises
Units left: 4/1+5
Kills: 7/42
BURPmonster
Units left: 1/1
Kills: 5/42
The Spanish Inquisition
Units left: 2/3
Kills: 1/42
The Dimmies
Units left: 5/7
Kills: 1/42
Ninjas
Units left: 3/3
Kills: 0/42
Denizens of the Deep
Units left: 3/3
Kills: 1/42
Overviews
Bragallot, Talarius, Warhead, gamey353, RunsWithLegos, aoffan23, naussica, Paco the Duck Ninja and Lt. Krus: Send your Turn 6 orders!
