An Immortal's Worst Nightmare Turn 3

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Should the Immortal's worst nightmare threads be moved to Threads that are Dumb?

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An Immortal's Worst Nightmare Turn 3

Post by PandoraNuker » Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:43 pm

Peaches

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The peach jedi hero tames the mega landshark and uses his heroic feat to make it into a flying mega landshark.

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The landshark gains altitude and dives at the tank...

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It rips off the turret...

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And flings it at the service station, wrecking it and killing off 2 Tyronians.

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Meanwhile the peach pilot preps the missiles...

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And firing them to devastating effect, razing the second floor and causing the floor to collapse into the first one. Fortunately or unfortunately, no one was killed.

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The clones get off their cowvalry and hitch them to the truck, pulling them slowly towards the fort.

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Peach reinforcements come and help out the nearly-annihilated peach force.

Blokbots

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The blokbots stack each onto each other and form 4 laser towers. The mages shoot mega lasers out of their hats and focus them into one point, then fire at the service station.

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As the Tyronian hero looks in fear, curiosity and awe, the superlaser heads towards the station.

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The station and everything near and in it are destroyed. Needless to say, the Tyronians cease to exist as a faction :lol: .

Nyphilians

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The Nyphilians, pissed that their fort was destroyed beyond repair, fire the turret at the fighter.

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The fighter is easily overkilled and the peach pilot loses control and dies.

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He did not die in vain though; He crashed into the fort and killed 3 Nyphilians.

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The robo crane reaches over the peach torture chamber. What does it want?

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It picks up a peach cyborg. Oh well, how bad could this be?

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It flings it at the Assyrian helicopter...

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The peach cyborg smashes the window, and before he dies, he decapitates the Assyrian.

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Unfortunately, there were no explosives on board, so there wasn't a big explosion like there should have been.

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Meanwhile on the Mainland, a Nyphilian turret shoots point blank at a blokbot laser tower.

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The tower falls over and 8 blokbots are sent back to the hell they came from. However, an Assyrian is squashed under blokbot trash.

Civilians

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A police officer heads over to a dropped laser.

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He then fired it at the blokbots...

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It looks like two blokbots have been killed, until...
These blokbots are special. If a transparent piece touches them, such as fire or a laser, it will combine with the nearest compatible blokbot if it chooses.
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The two dead blokbots combine and form a juggernaut blokbot.

N00b Miners

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The N00b Miner mech grabs the fallen helicopter, and flings it at the blokbots.

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The helicopter goes on its very last flight...

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And lands in the middle of the blokbots, destroying 4 of the little demons.

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Some miners start sprinting towards the toll booth.

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Nearby, the miner hero attempts to summons rock monsters from the bowels of the earth.
SECRET FACTION B UNLOCKED!!
Rock Monsters!!

Master Ecabob has entered the game
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The rock monsters are allianced with the N00b Miners and will help them fight against the blokbots.

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A N00b Miner goes up to a Nyphilian guard and tells him he is going to pay the toll with his hat. However, he has different intentions...

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As the miner heads towards the payment window, he clicks a hidden button on his dynamite :twisted: ...

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The explosion rips through the tower, setting off the mini-nuke, and utterly destroying the guard tower and spreading its pieces across the bridge.

The Assyrians

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The Assyrians aim at the miners and the blokbots.

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The Assyrians pop the head off a blokbot mage...

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And do the same to a newly spawned N00b Miner.

Overview:
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Score Table:
Nyphilians:
Kills: 9 (8 blokbots)
Casualties: 7 (5 soldiers+peach cyborg)

Peaches:
Kills: 6
Casualties: 7

Assyrians:
Kills: 9 (1 blokbot mage)
Casualties: 2

Tyronians:Terminated
Kills: 6
Casualties: 6 (2 heroes)

N00b Miners:
Kills: 7 (4 blokbots)
Casualties: 8

Civilians:
Kills: 4 (hero)
Casualties: 6

Channel 4 Paparazzi News Team:Terminated
Kills: 0
Uncovered scandals: 1
Casualties: 4

Blokbots:
Kills: 4 (1 accidental)
Casualties: 13
Now taking orders for turn 4![/quote][/quote]

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Post by Warhead » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:47 am

Welcome to the game of lame lads, you better get used to not being listened to and your orders getting mangled. Seriously the worst game I've ever played in so far, and I've sucked in loads of them.

Oh and also. response fire look it up for fuck sake. What is the point of holding your fire until someone gets in range if you don't bother to fire at all. Fuck it, my guys are eating their laser weapons.

In fact, double fuck it. I'm posting orders here.

Immortal Wet Dream: Orders Turn 4 Nymphoids

Ok, sick to hell with being too boneriffic to response fire their weapons and with life in general, the Nyphilian troopers eat all their ranged weapons excluding the turrets. They can now shoot explosive shit out their arse. They will pick the closest enemy targets and shit on them.

The Hero is also exasperated and other long words of frustrated torment, so much so that not only does he eat his gun but also tries to eat His own head (Hero Feat) which unhinges his mind and makes him act like an Immortal Maniac stats and all, even though he's never ever met one before... He will begin to seek Maniac Beer and good times with the ladies. If anyone gets in the way they get a headbutt in the face.
Faux Maniac Stats:

Move: 5"
Skill: 1D6 (They are dumb so all ranged non-Maniac specific ranged weapons but not thrown weapons are at a +1 mod to use).
Armour: 2D10
Special: Wounds/Hit Points: 3, gains +3* points to all melee damage rolls, may carry any weapon one handed. Unpredictable, roll 1D6 before action, on a 1 does something mental...er and insanely destructive
Attack: Headbutt/Kick or Punch 2D6(+3*) damage, use 3+

The crane robot not knowing what else to do keeps launching peach cyborgs at the enemy.

The cyborgs that are left will on a 4+ on a D6 roll: either go off to hunt and kill the enemy or if the roll is failed start hitting the self destruct bomb in the hope of ending their miserable tortured existence.

The Torturer gets to work making more cyborg horrors from the dead.

The turrets shoot as many peaches or blockbots they can, leave the miners, they're alright and I think they should be paid.

The Tank rolls over the Peaches. Have a crewman get up top and fire at any survivors.

The Tank turret dude may be alive... you never know. Fire the cannon!
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Post by PandoraNuker » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:38 am

BUT WAIT!

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A Tyronian survived the 40-inch long quadrangled blokbot superlaser?

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He's been championized! He also has a minigun in his back pack.

But there also has to be a reason for the disturbing lack of response fire for the Nyphilians. Some hidden psychological anomaly, an evil force...

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And that evil force is Mini-Warhead! Trying to show how destructive he could be for his father (I think he already has, but you can never have too much experience.) He unknowingly is the only Immortal on the board where there should have been an army, and yet is prettty darn close to the antimortalium :shock: . Hopefully nothing happens to him. Anyway Master Ecabob, here was the original plan for you, Mini-Warhead is now with your POOP monsters. This however forces you into a pro-immortal stance.

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Post by PandoraNuker » Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:02 pm

Just wanted to put this out there, but does anyone want secret faction c? No guarantee it'll be fielded, I just need to a find a very specific black octopus piece...

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Post by aoffan23 » Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:19 pm

Alright, the combination of peoples' orders n' factions getting f'ed up, plus all this bullshit from pre-pubescent arguing noobs has made me have enough of this battle.

Imma post my orders just like Warhead did.

The remaining Blokbots call in the reinforcements, and they all form up into a giant castle (ONE, NOT FOUR THIS TIME).

The giant castle is now a big colourful fort with cone-lasers at the disposal of whoever the fuck is in the fort.

Blokbots are now nothing but scenery.
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Post by RJ » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:12 am

PandoraNuker wrote:Just wanted to put this out there, but does anyone want secret faction c? No guarantee it'll be fielded, I just need to a find a very specific black octopus piece...
I'll take it since you seem to want it filled. Aren't I nice!
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Post by stubby » Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:59 pm

All right! I'm awake again and now it's time to get to work. There's a lot of cleanup to do here, so for the time being I'm deactivating solvess, PN, krus, and also RJ just because. Oh hell, maybe I'll ban Silverdream too, even though there's no reason, I just think it's funny. Stay tuned.

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Post by MasterEcabob » Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:52 pm

:shock:

The Plot Thickens!
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As if we care. More explosives!

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Post by Warhead » Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:12 pm

:shock: The Janitorial Broom of Duum!
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Post by Silent-sigfig » Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:00 pm

Mein godt. The massacre begins.
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Post by stubby » Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:35 pm

All right, I finished cleaning up RJ and PN, so they're back in. Sorry everybody. PN was easy because I've banned him so many times already that he has almost no posts left. RJ took a little longer.

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Post by Zahru II » Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:33 am

Where is my shitstorm? :cry:
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Post by RJ » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:14 am

Wait, how many posts of mine did you delete exactly.

Minus this thread?
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Post by stubby » Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:20 pm

Only about 300, I quit halfway through and decided I needed to save energy for the other guys.

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Post by RJ » Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:56 pm

Oh, I see. Now I'll just go back through my archives and repost them.

Only kidding! I can't afford archives! I use post-it notes! :P
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