The Tourist
Bragallot
"I say, do you mind if I take a picture, Mr Dwarf?" asks the Tourist.
"Sure, whatever." replies Goldy.
The Tourist has taken a picture of the Dwarves.
"And maybe you could be my guide?"
"For a fee of course." The Dwarves and The Tourist are now allied.
The Dwarves
Zahru II
Goldy realises what Bounty Hunter 2 is here for.
He manages to block Goldy's strike though.
He survives.
For a while, at least.
The rest of the Dwarves move towards the fort.
Bounty Hunter 3
moronstudios
Out of nowhere, a maraca player arrives.
He starts a catchy beat.
And the Bounty Hunter starts to dance.
Cleverly, he disguises his strike as a dance.
It almost makes it a shame that he misses.
"Well, my times up..."
The maraca player leaves the battlefield.
The Black Empire
MasterEcabob
The Black Soldiers engage the Cultists.
Two Cultists are killed.
Another Black Soldier attacks the Shadow Magician.
Bad idea.
The BLACK GUARDIAN uses the power of the Crown.
The Tourist is shallowed up by shadowy evil.
The evil builds up nearby.
He was meant to land on the Blurans.
The Mexikhan
RunsWithLegos
The mugger boards up the back gate.
The miner boards up the front.
The hero starts making a big exploding taco launcher.
Its not even a big taco...
The Second League of Evil
ForlornCreature
Will Grates updates the Legion to Windows 7.
All of them now have a bonus action this term.
Mantaman remembers he can fly.
He takes Piltogg with him.
He takes them to the fort.
Then fails his fly roll and brakes his spine on the beam.
Now he rests in pieces.
Piltogg has better luck.
He kills the Digger.
Oh look, an unattended cannon.
The Killzoid and the Ladek combine fire on the fort walls.
They've melted their way in.
Then, to top it off, the Ladek lazers the mugger.
Oh, and Piltogg kills the immigrant.
The Blurans
OREMAWESOME123
The Captain and two Soldiers move up whilst the other 3 get behind cover.
The Captain uses reverse psychology.
"Halt! Zu! Do zum drugs so you can join us!"
"I'll do what you say 'cos i'm a pussy!"
"Or maybe I'm not..."
"That's some good shit..."
"Wow! I'm actually quite manly!"
"And look at my beard!"
"I have more arm-hair than my mum!"
"My allies are the Blurans!"
"And my enemies are the Dwarves!"
"I'm so manly!"
Oh dear...
Unlucky...
Wait! If Pussy is suffering from withdrawal, who tore the Captain in half?
Secret Faction Unlocked: Landshark
Scottsamn
RoboNanny
*CRAZYHORSE*
It seems the drones trained at the Imperial Marksmanship Academy.
RoboNanny put Gravious down somewhere safe.
It moves the drones out of its way.
"RUN: COMBAT PROGRAM: BRAVO"
The transformation begins.
"DIE [CUSSWORD 78 NOT FOUND]"
The middle two Killzoids are riddled with bullets.
Quite severe damage.
Except the killzoids aren't your Robert Pattersons, they are your Arnie Schwarzeneggars.
RoboNanny wisely pegs it.
The drones follow suite.
The Cult of the Creator
Paco the Duck Ninja
The Shadow Magician greets the Tourist.
"Oh wow! A real Cultist! Mind if I take a picture?"
The Tourist has a picture of the Cultists.
"Here, have this um... souvenir."
"Oh! Thanks!"
The Tourist is allied with the Cultists.
The archer readies his bow...
For the perfect shot...
And it is the perfect shot...
But the BLACK GUARDIAN is really a bitch to kill.
And now you get a chestful of Gamma Gatling for your troubles.
The Giant and the Swordsman decide it's time to initiate their Crowning Moments of Awesome.
"FOR THE CREATOR!"
In the charge, the Giant kills one soldier.
Then throws the swordsman...
Right into another.
But before the swordsman can kill him, he is interupted by the BLACK GUARDIAN.
What a douche.
Then the Giant smashes himself and the soldier into the fort.
Both die.
"I NEVER DID LIKE THE CREATOR."
The League of Robots
FISH!!!
John Wuku thanks the mothership for the timely landshark.
Then orders the Killzoids into a charge.
They fire upon their targets.
3 of 4 shots hit.
The drones still manage to survive though.
John Wuku starts a super happy epic anime slow motion jump attack.
Well, I suppose one surviving drone is enough.
Bounty Hunter 1
naussica
Bounty Hunter 1 aims for the Luggage.
No damage, so he decides to do something more dramatic.
Jetpack jump!
Jetpack jump attack!
Slow action hero walk!
Coincidently, naussica didn't send any orders.
"BURP!"
Meanwhile, up in the sky, a monster beyond evil appears.
Secret Faction Unlocked: Dalek
Keldoclock
OK guys, that's it for this turn. I need orders from:
Zahru II
RunsWithLegos
Scottsamn
And if you want to be a part of this epic battle, don't forget that Secret Faction 2 is still open.
