Assault on Goatse Bunker

Post by **Zahru II** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:09 am

Phew, didn't expect it to happen so smoothly.

Post by **Killer Karetsu** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:36 am

Paco the Duck Ninja wrote:Hmm... sending orders.

Don't start poking my ninjas on that bridge, k?
And the beer is taken! Who shall prevail?

Post by **Moronstudios** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:19 am

stubby wrote:Good news everyone! Due to a death in the family, my trip was cut short.

Sorry to hear about the death...

It's a good thing this set of vikings managed to get across the inner lava.

Post by ***CRAZYHORSE*** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:15 pm

Really awesome round.
Now that the fence is gone and the beer is out things are going to get messy.

I think it would be more fun if the tap was spawned somewhere instead of having to leave the field because now things are going to end fast.

Post by **stubby** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:15 pm

Moronstudios wrote:Sorry to hear about the death...

Sorry to hear about death??? That kind of sentiment has no place here.

When I get home I think I need to do a status update for all the teams, a bunch of them had their fortunes changed pretty drastically by those explosions. A lot of players with troops on the center island are now down to a single unit.

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:25 pm

Thanks for personally slaying one of your own relatives in order to bring us this turn that much quicker and saving us from n00b whiners.

Awesome turn!

Post by **stubby** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:32 pm

*CRAZYHORSE* wrote:I think it would be more fun if the tap was spawned somewhere instead of having to leave the field because now things are going to end fast.

Maybe, but I don't need this one to last forever - I got the playtest data I needed, and the explosions were really the scenario climax. I'm ready for it to wrap up pretty quick now so I can use that table for photographing example scenes for the Fire rules.

Post by **MasterEcabob** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:56 pm

If this is pretty much over then would it be possible for the rest of us alive to call on our four backup troops? It would make the inevitable dash for the edge way more interesting and has the potential to add more corpses, which always looks good in the final overview.

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:02 pm

bring the beer to me[the falx] SLAVES!!!

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:50 pm

How's the new internet hypnotism app working for yah Runny?

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:55 pm

hard to tell, so far no one has moveed the beer to or away from my men so i'll wait to see.

Post by **Bragallot** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:09 pm

Since I created the Falx I'll help Runny figure it out:

FIRST you enslave their planet, THEN they'll work for you

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:40 pm

what do you think the rest of the Falx are doing?

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:20 pm

Getting their asses kicked by the superweapon my FELC work crew was taking a lunch break from building?

That sounds about right.

Post by **stubby** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:28 pm

I'm not sure what the deal is with this crazy planet where so many major galaktik powers were keeping random forces. Just koincidence I guess.